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 Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:18 pm
Quotes by modern people, quotes from the Bible, from people in the Bible, quotes from that hobo that lives down the street, or just something you heard from some person you know. Share them all here.^^
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:14 pm
"Not all boats which sail away into darkness never find the sun again, or the hand of another child; if life teaches anything at all, it teaches that there are so many happy endings that the man who beleives there is no God needs his rationality called into serious question."
"Get a little rock and roll on the radio and go towards all the life there is with all the courage you can find and all the belief you can muster. Be true, be brave, stand."
-Stephen King, It
"I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them."
-Sarah Silverman
"Hope is faith holding out its hand in the dark"
-George Iles
"Never tell a young person that anything cannot be done. God may have been waiting centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that very thing."
-John Andrew Holmes
"Having seen all this you can choose to look the other way, but you can never say again, 'I did not know.'"
-William Wilberforce
"You are the only person on earth who can use your ability."
-Zig Ziglar
"This is courage...to bear unflinchingly what heaven sends."
-Euripedes
"We must not only give what we have; we must also give what we are."
-Joseph Mercier
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:41 pm
Hahaha, hobo xD Um... I'll share some ^.^ Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Garrison Keillor
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Like all sciences and all valuations, the psychology of women has hitherto been considered only from the point of view of men.
Karen Horney
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Steve Wozniak
The computer is a moron.
Peter Drucker
The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
Ted Nelson
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.
Mel Brooks
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
Harvey Fierstein
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me".
Erma Bombeck
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired.
Martin Luther
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
C. S. Lewis
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Charles M. Schulz
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
Napoleon Hill
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
Alan Alda
Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire
Every true genius is bound to be naive.
Friedrich Schiller
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Josh Billings
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.
Lou Holtz
Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Russell Baker
Action is the foundational key to all success.
Pablo Picasso
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Unknown
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Unknown
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- Homer Simpson
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Unknown
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Unknown
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
Unknown
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Unknown
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
- Pearl Williams.
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
Unknown
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:42 pm
"The material and the spiritual are but two parts of one universe and one truth. By overstressing one part or the other, man fails to achieve the balance necessary for harmonious development... Practice the art of living in this world without losing your inner peace of mind. Follow the path of balance to reach the inner wondrous garden of Self-realization."
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Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:53 pm
i'm not sure where this came from, i think i got it in an email or something, but it's my senior quote:
"Concerning your destination: I'll let you know when you've arrived." -God
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:09 am
“If you suffer, thank God! -- it is a sure sign that you are alive.” Elbert Hubbard blaugh
More of that coming soon!
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Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 9:48 am
"Exposure to the Son may prevent burning."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present." -Chinese Proverb
"When your hand goes out, stay your anger; when your anger goes out, stay your hand." -Okinawan Proverb
And Toby Mac's song, City On Our Knees "If you gotta to start somewhere, why not here? If you gotta start sometime, why not now? If we gotta start somewhere, I say here. If we gotta start sometime, I say now." The whole song is good too smile
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:59 am
"Everything turns out good in the end; If its not good now, Its not the end," - Author unknown.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:17 am
Alright, heres a few:
"I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist" - Marilyn Manson
"Me eat cookie" - the Cookie Monster
"Quick Loafers! Grab the poptarts and run!" - Onionwingz
"It's amazing I won [he didn't]. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency." -George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.
"he's not the white, gods child hippie. He acts and looks more like an indignant Ice-T." - NOFX
"If god created plant surplus then I don't call it abuse, and who the ******** are you to judge me" - Fat mike
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