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QueensCrystalGuard
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Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:24 am


That's old, but still that website is hilarious. Who knew people could crumble to that level of stupidity...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:25 am


Wow, that site just beat MLIA. I shall lurk there now. C:

Moosetachio


QueensCrystalGuard
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Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:03 am


Too bad it doesn't have a comment section.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:37 pm


that site is awsome XD especially this one : Me: “Hi, I’m calling on behalf of [power company]. I’m conducting a survey about your electrical service.”

A Real Life Game Of Telephone

Guy: “You’re disconnecting a what?”

Me: “I’m conducting a survey.”

Guy: “What kind of survey?”

Me: “It’s about your electrical service.”

Guy: “Are you shutting off my electricity?”

Me: “No, everything’s fine. I’m just conducting a survey to find out if you’re satisfied with your service.”

Guy: “You’re disconnecting a what?”

Me: “Conducting a survey–”

Guy, to his wife: “You didn’t pay the bill and now they’re cutting off our lights!”

Wife: “I paid the d*** bill!”

Guy: “My wife says she paid the bill! Why are you cutting off my service if the bill’s been paid?”

Me: “Your service isn’t being cut off. I’m conducting a survey.”

Guy: “Disconnecting a what?”

Me: *very slowly* “Conducting a survey…”

Guy, to his wife: “They’re disconnecting our survey! You paid the bill late!”

Wife: “No, I didn’t! Get off my case!”

Me: “Nothing’s being disconnected!”

Guy: “Then why are you calling?”

Me: “To make sure you’re satisfied with the service you’re receiving.”

Guy: “I was satisfied until you told me you’re cutting off my service.”

Me: “Your service isn’t being cut off. Everything’s fine!”

Guy: “Oh, okay. Well I gotta go apologize to my wife now!” *click*

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chocolategirl15

PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:36 pm


lol its so true XD but i might be another customer tht throws a book at tht person saying "stop acting so dramatic and do us all a favor and stop b****ing about twilight!!!"
PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:26 pm


@kobolt, Loved that one.

Jerba
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Siblyx

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:23 pm


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If that happened to me, I'd be calling animal control...

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