Well, I'm pretty proud of myself for a post I did! Here's the copy:
"Ahh! Finally! Someone who totally understand Twilight! Only those who really know the book can see how terrible it is. Really people, shove that little fanatic part of your brains away and read the book... You'll will be impressed how bad-written the book is. One of the scariest things on the book is Meyer herself...
Really, how can someone who's WRITING say "West coast of Brazil"? It is on one of her books, which I don't know and really don't care. Just a little geography class to you all and Meyer: the Brazil don't have a west coast. Simply. Also, I really want to taste what she used before writing down that vampires sparkle in sunlight. That's an hell of a High Trip... The only thing that Meyer got slightly correct were the Werewolves... And still with terrible mistakes.
As a man with a pretty good knowledge on mythical creatures, I can tell you all that there's ANY myth about good, sparkly vampires ALL around the world. Why do you think that all vampires, no matter where, are "evil", feeding from humans? Because, if vampires would really exist, that's how they would be, not sparkling... things.
Also, as a side note, you can "send your ninja on me"... I'm a real ninja myself... "
(About the last note... She just posted a ninja and said she woud send her ninja on any haters... And I couldn't resist that!)
