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Lexie Red

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:39 am


Teenage girl attempts suicide after watching Twilight

Dude. I don't know if this story is real or not, and Jesus Christ, this confuses me.

Your thoughts on this?

Sorry if this has been posted before.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:19 am


eek Those parents are insane!

Cinna-it


PoisonXLilly

PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:45 am


Based on the site and who it looks, plut browsing through the artical, it looks super-fake. confused
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:51 am


Wtf? It almost sounds fake, but I can believe it because crazy people like her parents are out there. (Ever heard of the Westburoh Baptist Church? The members are all like the girl's parents) Just another reason to hate Bible Thumpers. I honestly doubt God cares about a vampire movie.

The fact that they keep calling her ugly just makes it worse. The poor girl probably has self-esteem issues becuase of her parents and church. That's deplorable.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:00 am


_Loyal-Lilly_
Based on the site and who it looks, plut browsing through the artical, it looks super-fake. confused

That's what I thought too.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:34 am


This reeks of fake. I mean a teenaged daughter who wears Veggie Tales sneakers? If it was true, that kid definately *would* attempt suicide, and not b/c of Twilight.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:00 am


'Tis fake. Srry.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:28 am


Even if it were real, they're not real anti-Twilighters. They're insane Christians who take things to the extreme.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:45 am


Nara_Neji_02
This reeks of fake. I mean a teenaged daughter who wears Veggie Tales sneakers? If it was true, that kid definately *would* attempt suicide, and not b/c of Twilight.

And there aren't even Veggie Tales sneakers. There are crocs, but not sneakers.

The website is pure jokes, BTW, everyone. It's a parody, just look through the archives.
PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:07 pm


LOL LANDOVER BAPTIST. These people are hilarious.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:16 pm


_Loyal-Lilly_
Based on the site and who it looks, plut browsing through the artical, it looks super-fake. confused


Seconded. I'm a Christian myself, and I know a lotta Christian kids, and NONE of them are like that.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:41 pm


SOUNDS. LIKE. BULLSHIT.



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