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 Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:40 pm
Well, I'm not going to tell you the story of my life... but I went to Borders and bought Nightlight. Took a while to find it. Anyway, this pretty much describes my "unreliable narrator" theory about Bella's story. Quote: First, I told Tom and Lucy that Edwart saved me from a snowball. They weren't impressed. So I started saying Edwart saved me from a rock with snow around it, and, later, I started saying he saved me from an avalanche. One day, I said that Edwart ran with superhuman speed, stopping a car that was about to hit me with his superhuman strength. Page 33 Bella sure can lie, can't she? (In fact, I noted each time she said she was a liar in the first half of Twilight. She says she does it a lot. Maybe she's lying to us, too?
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:25 pm
I thought the author of Twilight was a troll. On further investigation, she is, but doesn't know it herself. TROLL QUEEN.
Also, I got a $50 gift card. I'll look for that book, Nightlight. Right after Twilite.
Discuss.
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Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:48 pm
KingJack! I thought the author of Twilight was a troll. On further investigation, she is, but doesn't know it herself. TROLL QUEEN. Also, I got a $50 gift card. I'll look for that book, Nightlight. Right after Twilite. Discuss. TwiLite was somewhat amusing. I looked for TwiLite (I had read the school's copy) and New Moan at the bookstore and they only had Nightlight... which wasn't even in the store; I had to ask 'cause all the copies were in the back. I'm probably going to get the others with my Amazon gift card. (a whopping $25) And I concur - Uber Accidental Troll.
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:21 pm
I got Nightlight not to long ago. It was fantastic and very amusing xd .
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:53 pm
I got Nightlight shortly after Thanksgiving. Best $15 I've ever spent.
I had to put the book down several times because I was laughing so hard.
Best part is when he "saved" her from a Sega Controller salesman. xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:38 pm
Okay I just finished the book and it was frikkin' awesome. Not only did it convey all the awesome anti- ideas, but it had a great, boring disjointed plot and a good ending. I would totally fall for Edweird. I would die for a guy like him. (I loved the part when he tried to be nice to Belle and she told him to be more controlling and assertive. xd )
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:43 pm
I got that book for Christmas. Haven't had time to finish it yet, because we've been re-painting my room and other cool s**t, but I'm about half-way there. It's amazing. XD
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