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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:39 am


I plan on doing the opposite of #14 when I have kids. I'm gunna pass my copies of the Harry Potter series down to them so that they know what good writing is.

#10. More Twitards should do that. It would be good for humanity.

#25. I named my dog Jake too. But not because of Twilight. I named him after a song called "Feed Jake".
PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:50 pm


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this was in their "About Me" section.. o.o

1. I poured glitter on my BF so he'd be just like Edward!
2. Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. And lived to tell the tale.
4. I stay up at night waiting for Edward to show up.
5. Ballet studios give me the chills.
6. I've developed a weird habit out of biting people...
7. I'm willing to bet against Alice.
8. Shiny silver Volvos make me squel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after the Cullens.
10. I jumped in front of a moving van just to see if Edward would save me.
11. I'm intoxicated by the mere presence of a friggin' book.
12. I pray for rain so Edward can come out and play.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. Just to see if it comes free with a vampire.
14. I threw away all my Harry Potter books so make way for my Twilight ones.
15. I went to the doctor the other day... And asked him how Edward was doing.
16. I went to the doctor the other day... And called him Carlisle.
17. Popsicles are now my favorite treat. Cold, hard, and sweet.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "Emmett!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I'm from Forks.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I go... "What?! Where?!"
21. Edward heard me thinking of him... And he blushed like a schoolgirl.
22. I have a new pickup line... "Are you a vampire? 'Cause you dazzle me!"
23. I am addicted to something called heroin TWILIGHT!
24. I can hear Edward in my head, too
25. I named all my dogs after Jacob Black and his friends.


1. I poured something else on my GF and writing about it would get me banned. (Joking, BTW)
2. I know! Tara Gilesbie Ebony Way is so hot!. 4laugh
3. I stabbed Edward Cullen with a spork. Sparkles and rainbows poured out.
4. I stay up all night waiting for Edward to show up, too! While I wait I sharpen my spork.
5. Ballet studios will forever remind me of the brave sacrifices of the wussie Vorturi twits.
6. I've developed a habit of pointing out the stupidity of books to people.
7. I'm willing to bet on Buffy.
8. Tyler's Van make me squeel like a fan girl.
9. When I have kids, I'll name them after vampire hunters and Elvis.
10. I convinced a twitard to jump infront of a van to see if a sparklefairy will save her.
11. I'm poisoned by the mere mention of a friggin "saga" of fanfiction.
12. I pray for sun so bright that Edward will burn from over-sparkling.
13. I'm buying a Cullen car. I need something to refrigerate my veggies and stakes.
15. I went to the doctor the other day...asked him how to get these friggen sparkles off.
16. I went to the doctor the other day...He said an apple would keep him away. They keep me away, too.
17. Cold, hard and sweet. Boy, am I told THAT a lot.
18. I saw a grizzly bear and screamed, "NICE LEATHER!!!"
19. If anyone asks, I see dead people.
20. Whenever I hear the name Edward, I die a little inside.
21. Edward read my thought about him...And he ran away for his life once he saw the evil inside me.
22. I have a new pickup line, "At least I don't friggin' sparkle."
23. I am addicted to sex with redheaded Asians your stupidity.
24. I hear voices in my head, too! They tell me to burn everything to the ground.
25. I named my dog "Ringworm."

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:16 pm


...mine are better, but nice try.
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