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Mubyou

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:12 pm


Sorry if somebody has already touched on this, but why the hell does Edward drive a Volvo?
From what I know, they're relatively safe, relatively fuel-efficient, and while they cost more than other cars, they don't cost all too much. And they're square.
So, why does Edward drive a Volvo and not a Ferrari or something?

Yeah.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:23 pm


Because volvo means 'I fly' in Spanish.

I don't know, maybe Meyer saw a Volvo drive past her house when she was thinking of something to write.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:44 pm


ALL of the Cullens drive/wear/own/listen to whatever s**t Meyer deems 'cool'. What I want to know is how the hell they can afford all these cars, make payments, and own a bank account to have the credit to GET the car without ANYONE noticing they aren't aging. My only guess is that they could be stolen, but Meyer who probably make some bullcrap reason behind it complete with flawed logic. God forbid Eddykins be a thief. stare

I think Volvos are ugly too.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:51 pm


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ALL of the Cullens drive/wear/own/listen to whatever s**t Meyer deems 'cool'. What I want to know is how the hell they can afford all these cars, make payments, and own a bank account to have the credit to GET the car without ANYONE noticing they aren't aging. My only guess is that they could be stolen, but Meyer who probably make some bullcrap reason behind it complete with flawed logic. God forbid Eddykins be a thief. stare

I think Volvos are ugly too.

Actually, according to the 'Alice' page on Frozen Apples, she steals cars. Apparently Ferraris are too hard to steal, though, so they don't have one. For some reason.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:39 pm


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twilight_is_for_idiots
ALL of the Cullens drive/wear/own/listen to whatever s**t Meyer deems 'cool'. What I want to know is how the hell they can afford all these cars, make payments, and own a bank account to have the credit to GET the car without ANYONE noticing they aren't aging. My only guess is that they could be stolen, but Meyer who probably make some bullcrap reason behind it complete with flawed logic. God forbid Eddykins be a thief. stare

I think Volvos are ugly too.

Actually, according to the 'Alice' page on Frozen Apples, she steals cars. Apparently Ferraris are too hard to steal, though, so they don't have one. For some reason.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:06 am


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Because volvo means 'I fly' in Spanish.

I don't know, maybe Meyer saw a Volvo drive past her house when she was thinking of something to write.
I concur.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:24 pm


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twilight_is_for_idiots
ALL of the Cullens drive/wear/own/listen to whatever s**t Meyer deems 'cool'. What I want to know is how the hell they can afford all these cars, make payments, and own a bank account to have the credit to GET the car without ANYONE noticing they aren't aging. My only guess is that they could be stolen, but Meyer who probably make some bullcrap reason behind it complete with flawed logic. God forbid Eddykins be a thief. stare

I think Volvos are ugly too.

Actually, according to the 'Alice' page on Frozen Apples, she steals cars. Apparently Ferraris are too hard to steal, though, so they don't have one. For some reason.


Ahhhh so there's something that can be used against Alice fans. She's a slimy little car thief. XD
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:53 pm


Volvos are butt-ugly!
I don't know why Bella is supposedly jealous of it.
Now maybe if it was a new Jeep, at least those look better....

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:12 pm


I think Meyer gave Alice the whole car thief thing in an attempt to give more depth.

Although, you have to admit she seems more worked on than a lot of the characters in the book.

But still, stealing cars? Play a little too much GTA, eh Alice?
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 7:30 pm


Volvos are for geeks. Now camaros are where it's at! cool lol I think she does.....kinda

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:08 pm


Demoness Crystallia
I think Meyer gave Alice the whole car thief thing in an attempt to give more depth.

Although, you have to admit she seems more worked on than a lot of the characters in the book.

But still, stealing cars? Play a little too much GTA, eh Alice?


Hey! Grand Theft auto is awesome. X_X
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:33 pm


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I think Meyer gave Alice the whole car thief thing in an attempt to give more depth.

Although, you have to admit she seems more worked on than a lot of the characters in the book.

But still, stealing cars? Play a little too much GTA, eh Alice?


Hey! Grand Theft auto is awesome. X_X

Really? It's the one video game I can't stand neutral

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:56 am


Well, you know, because stealing is "cool". All the cool kids are doing it. Meyer is a moron. I think we've established this fact previously. xD
PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:33 pm


According to the author of the LDS Sparkledammerung, Volvos are MAV's, which are Mormon Assault Vehicles, for those big Mormon families.

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