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 Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:14 pm
Cameron Edgewood KingJack! Cameron Edgewood The girl with the book threw it at me, Colton (my friend) high-fived me, my teacher shook her head at me, a psycho named Noah fell on the ground screeching. What did you do with the book? And why did the teacher shake her head at YOU when the frikken Twibrat threw the fail fanfiction meanerings of a mentally simple Mormon housewife with emotional problems book garbage garbage at you? I took it, put it in my mouth, and started tearing it up.t was paperback, so it was pretty easy.She had her eyes closed as she was shaking her head.I also got a detention because when she opened her eyes, I was flippin' the bird at the Twitard. Sweet. You are a n hero.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:18 pm
KingJack! Cameron Edgewood KingJack! Cameron Edgewood The girl with the book threw it at me, Colton (my friend) high-fived me, my teacher shook her head at me, a psycho named Noah fell on the ground screeching. What did you do with the book? And why did the teacher shake her head at YOU when the frikken Twibrat threw the fail fanfiction meanerings of a mentally simple Mormon housewife with emotional problems book garbage garbage at you? I took it, put it in my mouth, and started tearing it up.t was paperback, so it was pretty easy.She had her eyes closed as she was shaking her head.I also got a detention because when she opened her eyes, I was flippin' the bird at the Twitard. Sweet. You are a n hero. Svank ju.
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 4:40 pm
KingJack! Cameron Edgewood KingJack! Cameron Edgewood The girl with the book threw it at me, Colton (my friend) high-fived me, my teacher shook her head at me, a psycho named Noah fell on the ground screeching. What did you do with the book? And why did the teacher shake her head at YOU when the frikken Twibrat threw the fail fanfiction meanerings of a mentally simple Mormon housewife with emotional problems book garbage garbage at you? I took it, put it in my mouth, and started tearing it up.t was paperback, so it was pretty easy.She had her eyes closed as she was shaking her head.I also got a detention because when she opened her eyes, I was flippin' the bird at the Twitard. Sweet. You are a n hero.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:25 pm
My speech went something like this:
*I take of my glasses dramatically and demand applause*
Edward Cullen, a character from Twilight, is both physically and emotionally abusive to his girlfriend, Bella. Yet people think he's a good rolemodel, the perfect lover, and because of that, they're putting themselves in dangerous situations and risking their lives and safety for their own Edward.
But what is an abusive relationship? Wikipedia defines it as: characterized by the use or threat of physical or psychological abuse. Abusive relationships are often characterized by jealousy, emotional withholding, a lack of intimacy, infidelity, sexual coercion, verbal abuse, broken promises, physical violence, control games and power plays.
[[Then I talk about Edward taking Bella's engine, how he used sex to get her to marry him, even though he thought he would hurt her and stuff. I forgot to mention the broken promises, emotional withholding, and intentions. I had them on my good draft, which I handed in, though. But I did remember the quote:]
He was towing me toward his car now, pulling me by my jacket. It was all I could do to keep from falling backward. He'd probably just drag me along anyway if I did. Then he finally freed me--I stumbled against the passenger door.
"I'll just drag you back," he threatened, guessing my plan.
Taken from the Twilight paperback, pages 103-104.
When I was done, everyone went wild. I was applauded, and I generated many lulz -like a lulz factory of some sorts- and people cheered even when I sat down. I hid behind my book about puppies because I was starting to feel shy.
Luckily, a speech about broccoli and a sexual speech about the importance of bananas got attention (My speech was the second-best, next to the banana), so people didn't focus too much on me, borring into my with their eyes. Filled with *shudders* admiration, love, pride, etc. CREEPY. Even if they all meant well.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:57 pm
 That's awesome biggrin
and what exactly was the banana speech about? I'm curious... Ω
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:00 pm
That's amazing. I think I love you.
You win 10,000 internets.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:02 pm
WHOOO!!!GO JACK!!*does the Friendly Mushroom dance*
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:41 am
The Unholy Shadow That's awesome biggrin
and what exactly was the banana speech about? I'm curious... Ω Why we should eat more bananas, and how a banana milkshake with honey will seriously help girls on their periods.
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