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 Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:15 pm
...We had to do this improve, where you and a person are given random poses, and you have to improvise what will happen.
I remembered how my friend Silke showed us this number called 1-800 BONDAGE, and how we all (about 4-7+ people standing by the pay phone) listened to this HILARIOUS message involving restraints, masters, slaves, racks (?), duct tape (??) and a whip.
I was partnered with the teacher.
Me: Hello, and welcome to 1-800-BONDAGE. WWould you like to be the master or the slave?
Teacher: Uh...I just want to get my house cleaned. Can you do that?
Me: We can clean more than your house.
Teacher: Ooh, like what?
Me: It involves a rack, a whip, seven cats glued together and grape jam.
Some more conversation later, the teacher asks, "What's your name?"
I panic, and say the first thing that came to my head, "Edward Cullen, the Sparkleprincess."
A few girls gasped, and many of their jaws drops. Laughter filled the classroom. My teacher, playing along this whole time, continues the skit.
I was a hit. Then I did 2 skits based on Rocky Horror.
So yeah, my Anti-Twilight behaviour is now known to everyone in my class (As if the Edward Cullen pictures I drew weren't clues. Or how I wrote journals on how Twilight is ruining the lives of teens and people in general.)
Discuss.
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:26 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:28 pm
I can understand why you were a hit, I was amused while reading this xD
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:45 pm
I would have hugged you after class.
eek
WIN!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:36 pm
xD
I wish I was there!
I would have loved to see the girls reactions!
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:39 pm
AHAHAAAHA that sounds hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:47 am
 Oh my ******** god that was great xD
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:26 pm
I did it again.
Me: Bella, it's Edward. I'm leaving you to be a gay stripper in Italy. I'll be taking Jacob, too.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:43 pm
KingJack you have 2 accounts on here? Sweet. I'm Aychesyu, too.
I would DIE to be in your class.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:48 pm
Jerba KingJack you have 2 accounts on here? Sweet. I'm Aychesyu, too. I would DIE to be in your class. Really? I would DIE to rip off your skin and take your ideas, then steal your friends and family. But I wish you were in my classes, too. ._. Though the school is anti-twilight-dominant for the guys. Oh oh oh! Before I left the biology classroom, I drew a picture of Edward in a tut, covered in acne and sparkles. I wrote his name, followed by Twi light Fail.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:14 pm
Oh, that actually made me lol. Now I'm waiting for a situation in which to say, "Edward Cullen, the Sparkleprincess."
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 2:37 pm
Damn, I wish we were in class together!
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 1:19 am
If I had to do that in our English class, that would be sweet! biggrin
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