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What would you think if I turned out to be a twitard? (WHICH I'M NOT!!! O_o)
  Dear God... Jerba!!! What hast becometh of thee?!
  I knew it all along... *shifty eyes*
  Yeah, umm... that wouldn't happen, so what do I care?
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Jerba
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:09 pm


So I went on my fake twitard account and made the AWESOMEST argument. I just made it totally anti and turned around the point of view to that of an arrogant twitard. Man, I love doing that. This might just knock some ideas into their thick heads.

Twilight becomes Daylight
So I was talking to one of my kinda-friends today in school... and when she saw my Twilight stuff in homeroom today she outright told me she hated Twilight!! gonk

So I was like, "How could you NOT like it? You read the book, right?"

And she said, "Yeah, but it sucked. (Seriously, she thought it SUCKED??) Edward's a 'pushover' and a total JERK and Bella is a COMPLETE Mary-Sue." She went on to tell me why she was a "Mary-Sue," saying stuff like "She's just an empty hole where teen girls can put themselves... and she has no flaws... (No flaws? Quite the opposite.)"

So I told her that she is NOT just a hole, and that she has REAL feelings for Edward and they're in true love.
( heart )

Yeah, so she was just like, "Riiiight..."

And the bell rang soon afterwards. I couldn't believe her nerve. Yeah, so I stayed away from her the rest of the day except to glower at her.

But seriously, Bella is a PERSON, not a self-insert. That was just downright WRONG.


Also: I was wondering, how do you think people feel when they find out you're not who you really are? Because if I'm an anti in a Twilight guild, they might eventually find out. So what do you guys think? If I (or Jerba) turned out to be a Twilight fan? Personally, I'm horrified to think of it...
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:31 pm


Luckily, I never trust people. I've learned that everyone is against you.

KingJack!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:58 pm


User ImageI think the banhammer might swing.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:55 am


KingJack!
Luckily, I never trust people. I've learned that everyone is against you.
Yeah, pretty much.

Jerba
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Jerba
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:56 am


The Unholy Shadow
User ImageI think the banhammer might swing.
Yeah, but would you be like, "Oh, I believed Jerba that whole time! I can't believe my friend was actually a twitard!! crying " or something once I left?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:15 am


Split personality, much?

x]

Friied Cheekan


QueensCrystalGuard
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Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:05 pm


Is it just me, or do people like you and me have an easy time portraying two separate people?

(We both have that one syndrome...)

Nice argument; sadly twitards do argue like that!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:11 am


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Is it just me, or do people like you and me have an easy time portraying two separate people?

(We both have that one syndrome...)

Nice argument; sadly twitards do argue like that!
-_- Maybe we're just so devoid of personality we get to make them up.

I'm Sybil!!! eek mrgreen pirate

Jerba
Crew


QueensCrystalGuard
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Gracious Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:25 pm


Jerba
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Is it just me, or do people like you and me have an easy time portraying two separate people?

(We both have that one syndrome...)

Nice argument; sadly twitards do argue like that!
-_- Maybe we're just so devoid of personality we get to make them up.

I'm Sybil!!! eek mrgreen pirate

Technically I've learned in communication everyone has multiple personalities, and not the crazy syndrome thing. A lot of people have separate "faces" for different people/situations.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:29 pm


Crystal Kyuketsuki
Jerba
Crystal Kyuketsuki
Is it just me, or do people like you and me have an easy time portraying two separate people?

(We both have that one syndrome...)

Nice argument; sadly twitards do argue like that!
-_- Maybe we're just so devoid of personality we get to make them up.

I'm Sybil!!! eek mrgreen pirate

Technically I've learned in communication everyone has multiple personalities, and not the crazy syndrome thing. A lot of people have separate "faces" for different people/situations.

I do that seperate faces thing.I screw around with Pizza Hut by using anagrams, makeup, etc.So.Freakin.Fun.

King Geek

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