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 Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:50 pm
...but tomorrow, "vampires."
So today in science class, some kid mentioned spider-goats: Goats injected with spider chromosomes or something. No physical change, but their milk had more protein.
I decided to draw a picture of a Spider-Goat, with eight hooved legs and eyes.
The teacher said that I could do any illustrations of any weird things.
So tommorrow, i will casually bring up Twilight, and reveal a drawing of Edwards, hearts for eyes, in a tutu, a big fanged smile, and hair bows.
Anything else I should add?
Also: We have this game, in which someone says something like "If your name is ___, or you like jeans, or you have a head." Then you stand up and run to an available seat. Last one standing has to say the whatever thing.
Some girl says "Stand up if you like Twilight."
One other girl stood up awkwardly, but then sat down.
When it was my turn, I said, "Stand if you HATE Twilight."
Most of the people awkwardly shifted, an the girl that said that she liked Twilight shouted, "Hey, don't diss Twilight!"
I responded by saying it sucked, to which she said I sucked, and I countered with "YOUR FACE SUCKS."
Discuss.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:35 pm
Heheh... sounds like a fun science class.
Put a rainbow in the background of that picture, will ya?
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:45 pm
YOUR FACE is always a reliable comeback.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:58 pm
you can also have a dead bella in the picture.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:12 pm
Reminds me of a doodle I made last year in Math class.
Mine also included fairy wings and Bella in the corner. She has a sheep body. A freaky looking snake thing was coming out of the sheep's side, labeled "RENESME".
Also, the eyes were very sparkly and pretty with long, byootifull eyelashes.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:09 pm
koolkitty752 YOUR FACE is always a reliable comeback. Or, YOUR MOM
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:08 pm
Put Chris Hansen in the background.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:20 am
professor_sammitch koolkitty752 YOUR FACE is always a reliable comeback. Or, YOUR MOM Both work well. In fact, I was talking to my friend on Gaia (named RoxyChick2003), and here's how the conversation went. Me: Is that a fish hat? O.o Roxy: Fish, HELMET. But you were close. XD I am protected from falling pianos! But sadly, not from cats... Me: Fish helmet fine. DX Anyways.........*throws a cat at you* Roxy: Hello kiiiitty. *catches it and pets it* ow, claws!! (cat bites helmet) HA! I defeat you! XD Me: Nice helmet. Roxy: Nice Lollipop. Me: Nice club. Roxy: Nice FACE! Oh burn!! Lol jk. XD Me: Nice MOTHER! Oooh, you got SERVED! Roxy: She just got married! Cut her some slack. Lol XD See, "your face" and "your mom" works all the time.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:09 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:11 pm
Illustrated Indignity
Put Chris Hansen in the background. Wait for it... Okay, so I drew a picture of Edward Cullen in a field of flowers, in a pink tutu, wearing lots of make-up, a flower in his hair, and dozens of sparkles. Bella is in the corner, no colour except for her hearts-for-eyes. She's chained up. The Alien from Alien is Renesmee, I drew a rainbow, clouds, and a unicorn with stars for eyes. I drew a bear with a heart-shaped box, but it ended up looking like *****>. ._. I guess that's Jacob.
Also, I drew a hoof-print and said it was SMeyer's signature.
A girl saw this and told me it was a waste of time, to which I responded that doing things you like isn't a waste of time. Then she said Edward was hot, and I told her he has no personality. She says he's loving, and and I ask for proof. She talks about how he "protects Bella," to which I respond by saying what he does is illegal.
She then says I'm jealous of Edward. I laughed. I laughed. I bellowed, long and loud. Soon, the class started to quiet, and people were staring at me. When I stopped, the teacher started to teach, and I kept giggling. The girl, clearly pissed, gave me dirty looks and walked off.
So my friend Shoukri and I started to talk about how Twilight sucks, and the girl never returned.
The end.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:07 pm
Sounds like the warm up in Theatre class.
"Stand up if you like ______"
*no body stands*
"Stand of you hate ______"
"Hey, I like _____"
"____ sucks"
"Your mom sucks"
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:48 pm
I wish I could draw. I would do something like that.
You should scan it onto the computer and show me. =D
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:14 pm
 Closest thing I got is Kratos killing Edward >:/
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:54 am
Music Vigilante Sounds like the warm up in Theatre class. "Stand up if you like ______" *no body stands* "Stand of you hate ______" "Hey, I like _____" "____ sucks" "Your mom sucks" "Your face sucks" Exactly. :O
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