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Do you agree with these commandments?
yes!
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ehh..somewhat..
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:31 pm


LOL I love commandment number 2 biggrin
PostPosted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:30 am


HAHAAHAHHA Lol nice (: I LOVE the flute heart

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 12:08 pm


I like 12. especially because are cases are VERY big and heavy. biggrin
PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:42 pm


I love all of these! especially number 13~ the clarinets always get this confused look on their face when the bd scolds them... PRICELESS xd

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:03 pm


I agree with em all razz
Especially since I play the flute myself, hehe.
PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:48 am


Thou shalt honour thy Bb thumb key.

Very important.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:57 pm


#12!! hehe xD I always do that!!
PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:34 am


3. Thou shalt not deny a fellow flutist to look upon thy music when he/she forgets his/hers.
((Unless they're complete snobs and always hit you in the back of your head with their flute while practicing. I'm convinced she does it purposely.))

5. Thou shalt drive thy BD insane.
((Yes, lucky for me, I sit right in front of him! Sometimes, I'll kick his foot, purposely. Or, when I'm not playing, I'll wave my hands around copying his movements. xD))

7. Thou shalt giggle. Often.
((Always. It's a giggle fest in band practice.))

8. Thou shalt annoy the tubas on every opportunity.
((Or the baritones. Especially if you like one of them. Then playfully make faces at them while they try to play Baby Elephant Walk...))

12. Whenever the low instruments are in hearing range, thou shalt be sure to complain about how big and heavy your case is.
((Or swing your case around like it weighs nothing and piss them off. So fun.))

13. Thou shalt play high and squeaky during the high notes, then, if caught, point towards the clarinets, whom are renowned for squeaking.
((Lol. There's only one clarinet it our band, When she squeaks, we will both burst out laughing 'cause she sits next to me.))

Here's some I have learned from experience:

Your flute is NOT a lightsaber. Swinging it around will cause the head to fling off and someone to get hurt.

Have eyes in the back of your head. That way, when the trumpets try to dump their spit on you, you can grab their horn and smack their hand. Hehehe...

Don't try to flirt with the drummer. He will mess up, then blame it on you. -.-

And, if you're like me, memorize some of the harder songs. Then, when the (before mentioned) snob wants to "share" music with you, say, "Nah, you can have this one. I already know the whole thing." And get yourself good points with the BD. (:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 9:41 am


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you people!!! its not flutist idiots its floutist!
im serious that IS what its called and im not trying to lose my temper but u ARE floustists how do u not know what ur called ?!?!?!?!

It can be 'flutist' but you are wrong about 'floutist'. It is spelled with an 'a'. You are 'flautists'.
(Funny, when I type 'floutist' there's a red line under it for spell check...but not when I type 'flautist'... O.O)
((I know you posted a LONG time ago, but stuff like this makes me mad...))
PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:05 pm


THESE ARE FREAKING MAGICAL. OMG. heart

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