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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:56 pm


I'd twitch, realize that fictional characters are springing to life, then send my fictional character Rudolf after them.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:24 am


dolly14


Walk in the other direction.

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Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:31 am


Borrow Tyler's van.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:28 pm


Shoot them both in the face without saying any more.

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isamiwolf

PostPosted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:07 pm


I'd have Suzaku from Code Geass kill them. 8D YAY SUZAKU.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:26 am


Creative answers. XD But if they were in the real world, wouldn't they bring with them, their 'speshul powas'?

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kunchan

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:54 pm


I'd lock Bella in a room with some feminists. There will be bloodshed and screams.

As for Edward, I'd screw him in somewhere as a sparkly, shiny disco ball... well, until the urge to kill him became too strong. heart
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:18 pm


I'd call apon me OC Carrie Savage and let her take care of them. She's a slayer.

Note: Her last name Savage is from one of my favorite TV shows.

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Razzz25

PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:31 pm


I'd burn them...
Or kill myself...
Not sure which.
If there was actually
A. That kind of Relationship
B. Bella's level of Mary-sueness
or
C. Sparkly Vampires...
I think I would have to kill myself...
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:07 pm


I would call my good friend Buffy.

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:50 pm


Frauline Five
I'd twitch, realize that fictional characters are springing to life, then send my fictional character Rudolf after them.
I thought Rudolf was the vampire from The Little Vampire.

I heart Rudolf!!

I need a Team Rudolf shirt now...
PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:02 pm


I'd ask edward how he gets a boner without blood then chop his d**k off, and bella.. well without his d**k he's useless

Id make them suffer d**k less lives then probably kill bella after a week or 2... because i hate her

Lenimph


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:27 pm


rεмεмßεr, rεмεмßεr τhε 5τh øƒ ηovεмßεr.

Waitwait.
Do I have to kill Mr. Discoskin the 'ttlykoolSMEYER' way?
Or the old fashioned way?
I have variations for both situations.
As for his d**k sheath...
A few shots in her knee caps and the base of her spine should do the trick.
Maybe a few bamboo splinters up the fingernails.


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