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Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?"

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?" "That's been thrown out the window and stabbed repeatedly by insanity after getting ran over by a truck, car, bike and lightbulb." Shinichi said while waving it off dismissively. Jodie sensei shows up and scolds Shinichi, "NoNO! Cool Kid! You cannot rid of QUEST OF ALL TRUTH! ONLY ONE! You must become one with truth, and one with life. Otherwise you will be forever unhappy. Ok?"

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?" "That's been thrown out the window and stabbed repeatedly by insanity after getting ran over by a truck, car, bike and lightbulb." Shinichi said while waving it off dismissively. Jodie sensei shows up and scolds Shinichi, "NoNO! Cool Kid! You cannot rid of QUEST OF ALL TRUTH! ONLY ONE! You must become one with truth, and one with life. Otherwise you will be forever unhappy. Ok?" After that, Shinich grabbed Kogorou and they started singing pop goes the weasel in hebrew. Suddenly the light went out and some girl screaming.."Kyaaaaaaa......".

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?" "That's been thrown out the window and stabbed repeatedly by insanity after getting ran over by a truck, car, bike and lightbulb." Shinichi said while waving it off dismissively. Jodie sensei shows up and scolds Shinichi, "NoNO! Cool Kid! You cannot rid of QUEST OF ALL TRUTH! ONLY ONE! You must become one with truth, and one with life. Otherwise you will be forever unhappy. Ok?" After that, Shinich grabbed Kogorou and they started singing pop goes the weasel in hebrew. Suddenly the light went out and some girl screaming.."Kyaaaaaaa......". Then all of a sudden the lights came on again, a giant mewoth ballon came into view; "O' no, it's Team Rocket, and they have everyone's poke'mon!" Gin screamed in a panic! "There's one pokemon that they didn't get!" Heiji said as he fished out a pokeball and threw it, "Go CONAN!!!!!"

(OMG. LOL.)

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?" "That's been thrown out the window and stabbed repeatedly by insanity after getting ran over by a truck, car, bike and lightbulb." Shinichi said while waving it off dismissively. Jodie sensei shows up and scolds Shinichi, "NoNO! Cool Kid! You cannot rid of QUEST OF ALL TRUTH! ONLY ONE! You must become one with truth, and one with life. Otherwise you will be forever unhappy. Ok?" After that, Shinich grabbed Kogorou and they started singing pop goes the weasel in hebrew. Suddenly the light went out and some girl screaming.."Kyaaaaaaa......". Then all of a sudden the lights came on again, a giant mewoth ballon came into view; "O' no, it's Team Rocket, and they have everyone's poke'mon!" Gin screamed in a panic! "There's one pokemon that they didn't get!" Heiji said as he fished out a pokeball and threw it, "Go CONAN!!!!!"
Conan came out and stood ready to fight."USE THE 'ANYWHERE BALL-EJECTION BELT' AND KICK THE BALL WITH THE 'KICK-POWER ENHANCING SHOES' ON FULL BLAST!" Heiji called out while pointing to the now tiny meowth balloon.

((I know I'm really bad at this, so please forgive me.))

Shinichi kicked the soccer ball high into the air, to the point that it hit a squirrel in a tree. The squirrel squeaked in pain, and then, in a feat of squirrely wrath, kicked the ball right back. Shinichi dislodged the ball from his face and gaped at the squirrel. His detective instincts told him that there was NO WAY that an ordinary SQUIRREL could commit such a henious feat. The squirrel glared at Shinichi, noticing that it'd just blown it's squirrely cover, and jumped out of the tree, hoping to make an escape while it still could. Suddenly, Saguru's hawk appeared out of nowhere and grabbed the squirrel. So Shinichi trails after the hawk to find out more about the squirrel. As he runs after the hawk, he trips on something and once he turns around to look at the thing he tripped on, he see a leg sticking out of under a bush. He walked over cautiously, wondering just who or what would be inside a bush and whether he/she/it was alive or dead. It was the missing CPR dummy from school! As he examined the CPR dummy, someone tackled him from behind. "HAIBARA, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He squealed. Haibara walked up to the two on the floor and looked at them with a bored look. And so, Kudo was raped. Or at least he thought he was. Because in reality he was MIND RAPED! The fanfiction writer/beta reader/normal everyday student stared from behind the fourth wall and face palmed at the strangeness of it all. "I'm lame!" The writer sighed, wishing he could create such a master piece as mind rapage of High School Teens. Then, Hakuba came into his room and said, "I am suing you for unlicensed usage of my pet Hawk." Kudo looked around, then wondered to himself when he entered a room with such realistic foliage. Then the foliage started moving. The Foliage was actually strapped to people's back! He found this quite odd and decided to investigate, but apparently, Heiji already had the reason. "'S a real live Torterra, Kudo!" the Osakan detective grinned, seeing the look on his friend's face. Kudo gaped at Hattori's deduction and said, "That shouldn't even be in our universe!" Heiji rolled his eyes pointedly, saying, "'S true, Kudo, but ya always say that there's only one truth- look at what's staring you in the face for once!" Shinichi couldn't believe that his own saying was just used against himself so he covered his eyes and said, "I SEE NOTHING." Heiji grabbed Shinichi's hands and tried to pry them off, shouting, "Hey, 's not good ta cheat like that- ya want the giant movin' cheat-hatin' truth-lovin' tree carrier of a full-grown Torterra ta use stun spore and vine whip on you, Kudo- repeatedly?!" Shinichi let Heiji pry his hands off his face but instead of stopping right there, he kicked Heiji in the shin and screamed, "THIS IS DETECTIVE CONAN UNIVERSE!". In retaliation, Heiji stood up and pulled out his bokken, screaming back, "This universe is anything that the deranged and crazy authors and authoresses make it, idiot ahou Kudo-baka!" Kudo used his watch to take out Heiji so Heiji could get repeatedly stun spored and vine whipped instead of himself, and ran away crying like a one year old because he was called an idiot (OR MAYBE APTX4869 SHRANK HIM SO HE WAS A ONE YEAR OLD). "I want RAAAANNNNNN!" Shinichi screamed. Ran suddenly appeared in front of Shinichi and karate-kicked him in the stomach, saying, "Shut up, you're annoying and Heiji is HOTTER!" Shinichi fell to the floor wailing pathetically but suddenly started sinking into the floor. Because... the floor was made out of jello! "I HATE JELLO!" Shinichi screamed, pounding on the fourth wall to try to reach the authors and authoresses that tortured him so. One of the authoress', irritated at Shinichi's pounding of her computer screen, revived Heiji and gave him the pokemon Marowak so he could attack Shinichi. Shinichi sniveled and pulled himself together, and, in a blind rage, called forth a mighty Cloyster from the dephs of the jello sea he had fallen into before shouting, "I can never lose, Heiji! Not to you!" Miraculously, as if one authoress was tired of all of the bickering and wanted to end it all, the Cloyster turned into Kyogre and annihalated (sp) everyone. The exasperated author, co-written 'Yan Takagawa,' tired but happy at finally finishing and posting a masterpiece of a oneshot on Kaito's birthday, closed the laptop computer on this strange story with a satisfied sigh of relief at seeing the queer previous sentence. Then Kaito ruined the peace and quiet by streaking through the room in his birthday suit as a commemoration of this day. The author's eyes bugged out, at the authoress' horrible idea of commemmorating Kaito's birthday and instantly pulled out the battery and cord from the computer as well as shutting it down completely to keep from getting too traumatized, instantly shutting all senses from the rest of the world. At that moment, the authoress realized how lucky she was to have a LAPTOP and not a COMPUTER so she celebrated her luck by throwing a giant sleepover in Shinichi's house and invited everyone, even the B.O., which she later on regretted. Gin married Vermouth, which made the Boss mad a him, making him top on his hit list; Vodka married Gosho's sister by some strange twist of dimension and universe; Takagi finally got bold enough to ask Sato out, to the displeasure of an unnaturally ugly-haired Shiratori; Heiji proposed to Kazuha, who accepted; Ran's parents got back together, Ai took the cure and married Hakuba, which made Akako furious; Kaito performed a magic trick that grew flowers through the whole house, turning it into an indoor garden, and proposed to Aoko, who accepted; this gave Nakamori-keibu a headache after which Genta, Ayumi, and Mitsuhiko started climbing on him due to his abject displeasure, and Shinichi somehow regained his true form and proposed to Ran, who of course accepted, and the giant forbidden group had a huge chaotic wedding within the indoor garden that had once been a house. The only problem was that the brides couldn't choose a color for each of their dresses, thus they asked their grooms. Gin inevitably made Vermouth wear a black dress, but Vermouth showed her secret (not anymore) love for pink... which made pretty much every other bride mad at Vermouth for stealing pink (they secretly wanted their grooms to choose pink) and thus, the fight to death of the century. Heiji got out his sword and attacked Gin, who retaliated by pulling out a gun and aimed it at Aoko. Shinichi tried to stun everyone but forgot that he only had one stun gun bullet. Then, he remembered that he was in a character-controlled universe and imagined everyone in a state of 'not able to hurt anyone,' thus ending the momentary chaos. However, Kaito had planned for a giant battle so he had set up a giant prank on everyone. Everyone was sucked into a giant virtual-reality version of Balloon-Battle Mario Kart, where they had to battle for absolute supremacy. Somehow, Takagi was crowned the winner. When Sato kissed Takagi, Shiratori cried like a baby and left the scene. Everybody watched him go and breathed a sigh of relief when his hair was out of sight. Then Ai did a DNA test on Shinichi and Kaito and found out that they were related- cousins, since Toichi had been Yusaku's younger brother but were separated at an extremely young age due to parental conflict which caused the couple to change their last name - which did a total reality check for Shinichi but not Kaito, who figured it out beforehand. Heiji punched the air with his fist and said, "I knew there was a reason you too looked so alike!" and started laughing. Kaito smoothed his hair back in a vague redo of Shinichi's and mischievously grinned at the meitantei, who was staring in horror as the true extent of their similarities surfaced. Then, Heiji suddenly stopped laughing, got up, stared at Kaito for a good 5 minutes till Kaito said, "Can I help you?" and Heiji tackled him to the ground while screaming, "YOU ATE MY BAGEL DIDN'T YOU?!?!?!" Shinichi, seeing a chance to retaliate, shouted (truthfully except for the last part), "Yeah, he ate your bagel, drank Satou-san's mocha latte, ate Takagi-keiji's onigiri, and ate Megure-keibu's dozen donuts, so there's no way that this hyper guy is my cousin!" Kaito pouted at Shinichi's reply to Heiji and said in a mock hurt tone, "Why does everyone pick on the innocent kaito who's been nowhere near the snack table- and what happened to accepting the "one truth" when the impossible has been eliminated, huh?" "That's been thrown out the window and stabbed repeatedly by insanity after getting ran over by a truck, car, bike and lightbulb." Shinichi said while waving it off dismissively. Jodie sensei shows up and scolds Shinichi, "NoNO! Cool Kid! You cannot rid of QUEST OF ALL TRUTH! ONLY ONE! You must become one with truth, and one with life. Otherwise you will be forever unhappy. Ok?" After that, Shinich grabbed Kogorou and they started singing pop goes the weasel in hebrew. Suddenly the light went out and some girl screaming.."Kyaaaaaaa......". Then all of a sudden the lights came on again, a giant mewoth ballon came into view; "O' no, it's Team Rocket, and they have everyone's poke'mon!" Gin screamed in a panic! "There's one pokemon that they didn't get!" Heiji said as he fished out a pokeball and threw it, "Go CONAN!!!!!"
Conan came out and stood ready to fight."USE THE 'ANYWHERE BALL-EJECTION BELT' AND KICK THE BALL WITH THE 'KICK-POWER ENHANCING SHOES' ON FULL BLAST!" Heiji called out while pointing to the now tiny meowth balloon. Conan kicked the ball as hard as he could. Unsurprisingly, the ball flew straight up into the air and hit the eye of the meowth.