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 Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:25 pm
...wow.
Lawyer: So I would like everyone to know that my defendant-
Judge: WRONG! You must go back to law school for the rest of your life. And your defendant is most obviously guilty. So I shall put them to death immediatly.
Lawyer: But...Th-that's my mother....
JUDGE: WRONG!
-clang- gonk
Alien...martian...whatever you wanna call it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:21 am
Dear Alien Race,
we regret to inform you that the Human race was smarter than you thought
P.S.
the planet this note is on will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 1
George Washington
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 12:52 pm
"Mr president. How does that sound?"
"It sounds wonderful Martha"
"I know but know that you are famous your not going to start an affair right?"
"err No I will not start an affair while president."
"What was that dear" -sharpens knife-
"Oh nothing...Just er a cough."
e.e "Well then sweetie let me help with that" -pulls out rusty spoon as George smiles at her with his dazzling white teeth-
NEXT MORNING
"Here are you dentures sir. What happened to your teeth anyway?"
-george looks over his shoulder to see Martha with the bread pin-
"I brushed my teeth with sugar and they fell out."
Grindy?
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:53 pm
Jesus: I was real the whole time! >=D
Barney the Purple Dinosaur
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:46 pm
Barney: hey hey hey Kids lets read a little fan mail
"I love you you love me
Lets have a ^%&*ing hot orgy
With a big fat @$$ that can swallow a gee string."
oh god!
--Five hours later--
Producer: Barney there is a crowd of parents outside
-hides club behind his back-
Barney: Really? Lets go greet them shall we.
-looks out window-
Hey whats with the pitchforks and...
-is beaten upside the head and knocked out the window-
---three weeks later---
Hey hey hey Kids this is the Ham burgular here to teach you about sharing...
Bill cosby
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:29 pm
It's been a year and I still don't know what the s**t is happening in this thread.
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