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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:27 pm
 DO THE D*A*N*C*E
This one's sort of complicated. So listen up.
Person #1 thinks of a person or occupation (Ex: Teacher, Chef)
Person #2 says something that that person would dread hearing. Then they make up their own person.
Example: Person #1: [A Janitor, ten minutes before his shift is over.]
Person #2: [A little boy says, "Look, ma! No hands!" A {occupation or person type here}]
Go it? Maybe another example.
Person #1: Fat guy on the couch.
Person #2: Finds out he rolled over onto his dog.
How about now? Got it? Good. START!
A soon-to-be bride.
1 2 3 4 FIGHT [/
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:20 pm
Wedding planer: "I'm sorry, those flowers aren't available this time of year..." Me: scream scream scream gonk
xD
Okay, ummmmm..... a librarian!
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:14 am
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
Weatherman: ANNND We've got floods all around! : D
A Chef.
1 2 3 4 FIGHT
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:38 pm
Chef: I'd like to thank you all for coming to this special event. We have a wonderful meal prepar-
*fire alarm goes off*
A computer tech.
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:40 pm
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
Bill Gates: And all this hard work is thanks to ... ME! : D *Swindled*
Fireman.
1 2 3 4 FIGHT
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:07 pm
Sorry, can't do a thing, we're in a drought. :3
Plumber!
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:10 pm
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
*Toilet explodes in face* : D
Marijuana farmer. o:
1 2 3 4 FIGHT
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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:36 pm
o.o "....do you hear sirens?"
A hobo. :3
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:14 pm
"That wasn't a Chocolate Brownie you ate of the bag in the trash can..."
A Policeman
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:38 am
"...And in other news, Krispy Kreme has gone out of business."
A pilot.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:58 pm
"the landing gear is stuck we can't land the plane!"
a prison guard
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:48 pm
"Dude, did you lock the gate yesterday?"
"...I thought you did.... o.o"
A pokemon trainer!
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X Bone Daddy X Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:53 pm
DO THE D*A*N*C*E
"I'LLTRADE'YATHISSUPAHRAREPOKEMANZ!!!111!!oneone!!"
*Opens ball*
"Karp ... Karp ..."
A schizophrenic person.
1 2 3 4 FIGHT
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:08 pm
Therapist: "It seems you have have multiple personallity disorder....and they're all stupid!" =D
A movie producer.
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The-Bliss-of-Ignorance Crew
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:58 am
"..And your budget is twenty-five cents."
Door-to-door salesman!
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