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 Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:22 pm
never ever throw your flute head at the biggest timpani. it doesnt end so well for the flute head. mine was dented so bad it wouldnt go back in my flute. and fyi it WAS an accident. ninja
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:03 pm
NEVER leave instruments in stands at high school football games
there is a good chance that some random duchbag will step on it and destroy the bell
(this happened to a trumpet player in my school)
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:24 pm
darkoblivion9984 NEVER leave instruments in stands at high school football games there is a good chance that some random duchbag will step on it and destroy the bell (this happened to a trumpet player in my school) i remember that, two flutes almost got destroyed too
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 3:27 pm
also DO NOT become best friends with someone that your section leader hates with a passion
...that becomes VERY painful
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 4:48 pm
don't hurl a bottle of valve oil into your euphonium. this stupid mofo threw a bottle into my horn and now its stuck. i tried to get it out with a snake and it's impossible. and because of this, my tuning is way off... i'd best be lucky that i can still play on the damn thing.
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:29 am
never allow a friend that hasn't seen you in a long long time run up and hug you while your sax is in your hands and you're waiting to go into audition for STATE. i, sadly, was that friend once. lucky reed broke. but he still made state! just...two chairs short of what he wanted.
never leave your horn case open in the living room and then run to get the phone. you trip into said horn case, crushing brand new horn. sad
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Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 12:33 am
o yeah and
never be best friends with the drummajor and then show up to band with a hangover. he'll make you run laps for not inviting him too the party.
jerk. lol
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:00 pm
dont pretend to masturbate with a trombone... trust me
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:10 pm
Never forget to flag a pothole during a parade because if the person behind you trips, you're gonna pay for it. [Not really about instruments, but still]
And don't flute rape people. It may be funny, but remember, you have to put your mouth on it. If you have to flute rape, flute rape on the arm or something XP
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Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:10 am
I play the clarinet and we do not stand our clarinets on ther bell on black top. scream But the main thing i was going to say was my friand Mike he plays the flut and he twirl's his flut and last year he had to run so many laps for doing that but he still does it stare
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:38 am
Never throw it on the ground
never throw it at other people
never leave it out in the open for too long (or else someone will destroy it)
never let other people play ur instrument (diseases spread like that)
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:30 pm
Don't use your sousaphone horn top as a pillow. It will give you a sore neck and possible dent
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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:27 pm
Don't take your clarinet and spike it in the ground mouthpiece first. I've seen that happen before. ._.;
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