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 Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:42 pm
One Winged Angel101010-_- okay i think i hav one. oh NO!!!!!!! i just drew a blank!!!! Chris: Meg guess the word i'm thinking of. And I will give you a hint. It's not kitty. Meg: Is it dog? Chris: NO! Meg: Is it car? Chris: NO!! Give up? Meg: Sure. Chris: IT WAS KITTY!!!!! HAHAHAHA *A while later* Chris: Meg guess the word I am thinking of. And this time it is NOT kitty. Meg: Is it kitty? Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!! that was in an episode
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:19 pm
i just thought of a good one!
Peter: Aw, I'm gonna screw up worse than when I tried to convert Luke Skywalker!
-FLASHBACK-
*in scene where Vader tells Luke that he is his father*
Peter *as Vader*: Luke, join the Dark Side!
Luke: Never! you killed my father!
Peter: I AM YOUR FATHER!
Luke: Really?
Peter: No, I am just joking. But I did sleep with your mother.
Luke: -eyes close halfway- You b*****d.
Peter: And like, a month later she died. I guess I gave her the clap or something... -leaves-
Luke: -tears up- Mommy...
-END FLASHBACK-
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Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:36 am
 peter says this when he get arrested for sexual harassment. hey y do women have boobs so u have somthing to look at while ur talking to them
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 7:27 pm
Peter - This is worse than that time I talked about ghosts at the Apollo Theater.
(Flashback to Apollo Theater)
Man - Next up, we got some cracker here to talk about something, so, uh, give it up for Peter Griffin!
(Audience cheers, Peter comes out in white robe)
Peter - Hey. You know, back in my town Quahog, I had a bit of a ghost experience (See "Petergeist"), so I'm gonna show you what it was like.
(Peter puts on a pointy white hood, and he looks like a KKK member. Audience gasps)
Peter - This is the ghost that made my family run away a-
(Audience boos)
Audience man - I'm gonna pop a cap in your a**!
Peter - (Thinking) Oh crap, what do I do? (Singing) A wella bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word...
I no, it sucks. Give me a break.
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