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 Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:09 pm
Here's one
Peter- I haven't felt this stupid since that time I was outriddled.
(flashback sequence in cave)
Peter- What's in my pocket?
Gollum- That's not fair! Give us three guesses.
Peter- Alright but only three.
Gollum- Is it wallet?
Peter- Nope
Gollum- Tissue?
Peter- Wrong again. Sheesh you suck at guessing.
Peter puts his hands in his pockets.
Gollum- Hands?
Peter looks down.
Peter- Oh crap you're right.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:43 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 7:18 pm
that one was cool! umm lets see
i dont have one sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:27 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:07 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 3:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:24 pm
Garthimar Here's one Peter- I haven't felt this stupid since that time I was outriddled. (flashback sequence in cave) Peter- What's in my pocket? Gollum- That's not fair! Give us three guesses. Peter- Alright but only three. Gollum- Is it wallet? Peter- Nope Gollum- Tissue? Peter- Wrong again. Sheesh you suck at guessing. Peter puts his hands in his pockets. Gollum- Hands? Peter looks down. Peter- Oh crap you're right. Holy crap that's good! thought of any more?!
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Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 2:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:00 pm
heres 1
peter-hehehehehe thats even funnier when quagmire tried to be snoop dog
(flashback starts)
(quagmire is dressed like snoop dog acting like him in a snoop dog music video)
(music plays and quagmire is dancing)
(girls come in half naked)
(quagmire keeps glancing nervously at all the girls and is sweating profusely)
(quagmire loses control)
quagmire-giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggity
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:25 pm
Pirate- Arr you give me my booty or I'll be killing your whole family
Peter- hehehehe he said booty
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:52 pm
Peter- Geez, this new job is as intimidating like that time I worked at WWE.
(flashback sequence of Peter interviewing Edge and Lita backstage.)
Peter- Hello this is Peter Griffin talking back stage with Edge and Lita. Let me ask you a question Lita.
Lita- What is it Peter?
Peter- You've said a lot of negative things about Matt Hardy recently. Are you on your period or something?
(Lita makes a shocked face.)
Edge- Listen punk, you better watch your mouth, otherwise I'm gonna rip off your face and shove it up your ***.
Peter- Strong words there, from a strong, strong man. We'll be back after these messages.
(Edge punchs Peter in the face. Peter falls down.)
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:29 pm
EVIL DUDE:Very well if you want to live then you must pick one of your children to take your place in the sacrifice
(PETER'S EYES GO FROM MEG,CHRIS AND STEWIE UNTILL THEY LAND ON MEG)
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:31 pm
Peter:Geez that was almost as bad as the time I slept with that vampire hooker
(Kain opens a door to find peter in bed with Uma and his go red with angry)
Peter:...What you will going to kill her anyway
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:44 pm
Peter- I haven't felt this creeped out since that time I met the Village People.
(Peter is standing on the side of the road in the desert, he points out a hitch hiker thumb. A flamboyant pink car pulls up with all the members sitting in it, the car however is full. A biker dude member smiles at Peter and pats his lap.)
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:01 pm
I haven't felt this happy since the time I won that serial killer's factory.
(flashback shows BTK talking to Peter in a flying broken down elevator.)
BTK- So what did you think of the factory Peter?
Peter- I think its the most wonderful yet psychotic place in the entire world!
BTK- That's good cuz its all yours.
Peter- Oh wow thanks!
(they both hug)
BTK- But Peter, don't forget about the man who suddenly got everything he ever wished for.
Peter- What happened to him?
BTK- He...met...me.
(BTK stabs Peter to death with a knife he had behind his back.)
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