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 Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:17 pm
One of the animals gave me fleas.
We're still trying to figure out which one.
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:01 pm
I...erm...have no use for marriages?
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 8:55 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:10 pm
Hey, I just have a thing for hats, okay? I bet you're bald under your hat too mr.
He kept doing...performance art. It was getting difficult to cover up.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:14 pm
I divorced the avatar above me due to an arranged marriage.
I want to stay single, and close to a great white shark. smile
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:04 am
She never let me shoot her gun. crying
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:26 am
she was an amazon goddess
and I, a poor sheperd's kin :'c
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:14 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:52 am
He went insane and starting serial killing people for his "art"...
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:07 am
She always want to know where am i during covert missions, most of which almost got me killed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:51 am
Everything was fine....Until one of his missions was to kill me. Naturally, things turned rather sour...We didn't partake in bedroom antics as much as we used to...He began to forget anniversaries while I forgot to tell him that I had cut the brakes in his car......Ah, the start of our wedded life was pure bliss...But, I now know that we could never be...[insert super sad music here]
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:00 pm
Our interests just wouldn't let us be together. She's light, I'm dark. She's probably pure, and I'm probably not.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:08 pm
It was an accident; I wasn't paying attention, and I checked the wrong box! gonk
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:04 pm
Caught him in bed with another succubus.
Then he threw a hissyfit when I killed it for it's... paint...
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:17 pm
Takes his art to seriously doesn't spend enough time with me...
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