Captain Treky
Want to beat the snot out of people who say Star Trek was coppied from Star Wars.
Randomly sing "Life Forms" when looking for your pet or pets.
Quote hilarious stuff from Data or any character.
Named a beta fish after Worf
You look at the clouds and see one that's long and flat and say it looks like the rift from Generations
Quote helfull Picard proverbs to people and watch them become confused(This is actually quite funny)
Star Trek was made ten years BEFORE Star Wars. And anyone with ANY sense at ALL can tell that Trek and Wars are two different things. Dear Freaking God.
"Smack you b***h, I will." vs "Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?"
Clones vs. the Borg...
Blasters vs. Phasers.
Lightspeed vs. Warp nine...
Chewy vs Worf...
See what I'm getting at here?
So fire a full phaser and quantum torpedo spread, and set a course for The Future of Star Trek...
Engage!
Oh, and you might be a Trekkie if you paint NCC 1701
USS Enterprise - F on the hood of your Humvee...and an Iraqi gives you the Vulcan Hand Salute...
It was so HOOAH!
I wish I had a picture of it...