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 Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:21 pm
*opens bag and begins devouring the condense*
Aren’t you at least going to eat that with some milk Ms picky pants?
*from around mouth full of cereal* “Shut up you…”
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:24 pm
Buldozer He paused a moment, not suprised by the extra arms, but by the error he had made. Somewhere in his programming, he must have forgotten a one or something. His head twitched a bit, and he chuckled. "Forgive me, General Derelict Suienheimer von Necro luster. My mind is a bit out of me today. Now, how about them annihilations?" Being made fifty percent of machine, however, made Latkes and her physics failing invisible to him. Latkes decided to continue trying to interfere with the situation by suddenly sprouting a ton of machinery our of her navel. "I AM MRS. GIMBLE-HEAD," grated Latkes. "I WANT TO DRINK YOUR OIL." She bared alloy-coated fangs and turned on her fan belt to emphasize the point.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:26 pm
The Zed *opens bag and begins devouring the condense* Aren’t you at least going to eat that with some milk Ms picky pants? *from around mouth full of cereal* “Shut up you…” Latkes was puzzled by how this person was conversing with the narrator. It seemed a useful talent, and Latkes was trying to figure out how to do it. While she waited, she broke into a song-and-dance routine commonly performed at Vaudeville.
"Seventeen days of misery,
That's the gift you gave to me!"Tap-tap-tap! And so on.
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 2:53 pm
"YOU WILL NOT ANNIHILATE ME, CYBOHUMAN!" the Andro-Tobor capitulated.
It fired up its hydrogenation thrusters and shot off in the direction of the enemy, vibrowansers a-vibro.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 4:33 pm
((Just reading all this has me in stitches. Maybe I'll join some time, but I can't think of what I'd do right now.))
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:03 am
To the half robot, time almost came to a complete stop in it's relative time frame, as it plotted out it's course of action and counter attack.
TARGET: General Derelict Dumb Name.
Velocity: 32.4 KPM
Threat Level: 17%
>: Recommend best course of action.
....... Done.
The man simply jumped to his left about eight feet, hammer already crashing down. As he did so, the words "HAPPY HAMMER SMASH" came out of his body. His mouth never moved, but the sounds came from him.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:18 pm
The Captain awoke with a major hangover. At least, it felt like his head was pounding from alcohol-related reasons, until he felt the lump where he'd hit himself during the hyperspace jump that Tailos knew what had happened.
"Bah... where are we? Where is everyone?"
He glanced out the front screens of the ship - because all good spaceships have giant windscreens which aren't effected by solarity winds and all - and noticed the temperate planet of Jahovia III fast approaching.
The intercommunicombobulator in hand, Tailos called across the ship, "Jahovia III coming close in. All deckhands to their stations, proceeding with boardifying the planet. Ready the Zig landing ships."
Tailos didn't notice the bug-eyed corpse suspended above the bridge.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:51 pm
The General dodged on his upgrounded robotronic sporulins and allowed his eight extra vibrowansers to extend and vibro rather painfully.
"CYBOHUMAN. I INTEND TO DESTROY THE CAPTAIN OF THIS VESSEL AND COMMANDEORITHIZE IT FOR MY OWN. CLEARLY WE ARE EVENLY MATCHED.
IN MY MIND IT WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE FOR US TO SLAUGHTER THE HUMAN LIFELINGS ABOARD THIS STARSHIP. PERHAPS AFTERWARD WE CAN DECIDE WHO IS THE MORE POWERFUL ROBOTRONIC BEING. IF THE HUMANS DISCOVER US NOW, IT IS CERTAIN THEY WILL DEFEAT US WITH THEIR VAST NUMBERS (unless of course you are made in part of the body of Peter Jackson's Aragorn, in which case you can defeat large hordes in a matter of minutes all by your lonesome)."
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:06 pm
"Declined. One of my primary objectives is to always defend the humans and the law. Besides, if you're assuming that we're evenly matched right now, you're quite wrong."
RUN: Increase strength output to 34%
........ Done.
The man roared, a vicious parallel to the vibrowanzer's own sounds, and he swung the hammer down again, this time more than twice as strong and fast.
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:14 pm
Buldozer "Declined. One of my primary objectives is to always defend the humans and the law. Besides, if you're assuming that we're evenly matched right now, you're quite wrong." RUN: Increase strength output to 34% ........ Done. The man roared, a vicious parallel to the vibrowanzer's own sounds, and he swung the hammer down again, this time more than twice as strong and fast. The General Derelict smiled and catapulted himself toward the hammer with his hydrogenation jets. The vibrowansers vibroed very loudly this time, straining against the downward speedsics with the General's own upward thrust. However, his space-kwan-do showed through in the end, and the vibrowansers left the hammer in tiny pedazorgulons on the floor. "CYBOHUMAN, ARE YOU PREPARED TO ACCEPT MY TERMS? MY DEUS EX MACHINA ABILITIES ARE INNUMBERABLE; THE ANDRO-TOBOR ARE MASTERS AT PULLING SAVING THROWS OUT OF THEIR METALLOYED WASTE VACUOLES."
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:25 pm
RUN: Translate phrase "Saving throw".
....... Done.
A saving throw is an ability from the ancient game of Dungeons and Dragons. It was used to determine whether or not a character would be taking damage through several types of methods, most notably spells.
He smirked. "Saving throws? Pfft." He dropped his severed hammerhaft on the ground, and began to wave his hands in the air. "STUN."
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:35 pm
Buldozer RUN: Translate phrase "Saving throw". ....... Done. A saving throw is an ability from the ancient game of Dungeons and Dragons. It was used to determine whether or not a character would be taking damage through several types of methods, most notably spells. He smirked. "Saving throws? Pfft." He dropped his severed hammerhaft on the ground, and began to wave his hands in the air. "STUN." The General Derelict found himself unable to move. "WELL, THIS IS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT," he blorged. "NOT TO SAY THAT VIBROLYSING YOUR HAMMER INTO SHRONGLENS WASN'T." However stunned, the General still had his protective barrier up, but with the cybohuman steadily increasing his strength, there was little chance it would stand more than a few blows. He tried something else. Reconcentrating the electrisorbic current flowing through his robotulated arterions, he began to wiggle very slightly. "I AM A-CHARGIN' MINE LASER," he clolloded rather suddenly, and shot a bright blue beam of hurt out of his food vacuole.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Jasper Riddle Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:45 pm
Tailos The Captain awoke with a major hangover. At least, it felt like his head was pounding from alcohol-related reasons, until he felt the lump where he'd hit himself during the hyperspace jump that Tailos knew what had happened.
"Bah... where are we? Where is everyone?" He glanced out the front screens of the ship - because all good spaceships have giant windscreens which aren't effected by solarity winds and all - and noticed the temperate planet of Jahovia III fast approaching.
The intercommunicombobulator in hand, Tailos called across the ship, "Jahovia III coming close in. All deckhands to their stations, proceeding with boardifying the planet. Ready the Zig landing ships." Tailos didn't notice the bug-eyed corpse suspended above the bridge. Jasper sat down in the piloting chair again. "What's the code?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:10 pm
The man reflexively ducked backwards, the blue beam barely missing what would have been his ear. This was grating on his cybernetic nerves, and it was about time he ended it.
RUN: Attack plan GAMMA.
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........................................ Done.
Increasing strength to 85%.
Allowing use of Megaton Punch (1/per day).
He pulled his arm back, and it glowed a bright red. "Goodbye, General Derelict. MEGATON PUNCH." The air around his fist screamed in crimson fury as he punched out, the energy around his fist forming the vague outline of what might have been an ancient form of demolition.
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Sui the foot doktor Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:12 pm
Buldozer The man reflexively ducked backwards, the blue beam barely missing what would have been his ear. This was grating on his cybernetic nerves, and it was about time he ended it. RUN: Attack plan GAMMA. .......................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................... ........................................ Done. Increasing strength to 85%. Allowing use of Megaton Punch (1/per day). He pulled his arm back, and it glowed a bright red. "Goodbye, General Derelict. MEGATON PUNCH." The air around his fist screamed in crimson fury as he punched out, the energy around his fist forming the vague outline of what might have been an ancient form of demolition. The General seemed to explode in a glow of blue-green phantabulor. However, when the smoke cleared, his synthetic hair had turned a bright yellow, and he was surrounded by an odd-sounding golden glow. His power level, it seemed, was now officially over nine thousand. He growled threateningly and took on a fighting stance.
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