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 Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:27 pm
Boreas: This just in, Earth was blanketed in 20 feet of snow last night. Civilization has ceased to function.
Helios: Mind melting all this snow?
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 4:45 pm
Helios: Want a sun stroke, then?
Dionysus, could you tell me how to make a perfect party?
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Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:58 pm
Dionysus: Sure, but first you must become my eternal attendant.
Oh Mighty Athena, could you share some of your wisdom?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:39 pm
Athena: You'll have to earn that Wisdom.
Can someone stop my Phantom limbs from twitching?
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:34 pm
Sindavra Athena: You'll have to earn that Wisdom. Can someone stop my Phantom limbs from twitching? Hepheastus volunteers, but he wants to cut them off.
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:06 pm
Aphrodite can you make me beautiful andgive me a sense of love??
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:16 pm
Aphrodite: Well, I guess I could give you my daughter Harmonia's necklace. It's great for love-searching. twisted
Hey Hephaestus, can you make me a gift for my brother Pan? I simply don't know what to get a satyr for a Christian Holiday.
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:19 pm
Hephaestus, sure, I can get you a chain saw that cuts down trees!
Apollo, could you make my voice less coarse for caroling?
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Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:57 pm
CalypsoHephaestus112 Hephaestus, sure, I can get you a chain saw that cuts down trees! Apollo, could you make my voice less coarse for caroling? Apollo: Okay, I'll wash your voice out with soap and take away its X-Box. That should correct its behavior. Oh Poseidon Earth-Shaker, will you grant me a three-headed seahorse that breathes on land as well as water? Oh and if you could make it horse size that would be great too!
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Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:44 am
Poseidon: The three heads will breathe from only three elements. One head shall breathe water, one shall breathe land and the other will breathe Fire. Try not to kill the other two heads before the first day's out.
Can everyone have a merry Saturnalia and a happy new year?
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:12 pm
I for one have had a happy holiday. I don't know about the new year yet.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 7:16 pm
Oh Mighty Odin, can you tell us where Sindavra is?
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:07 pm
XD Considering this is the Greek Mythology Guild and I have no idea what the answer is (since I am not Odin nor Sindavra's friend), I cannot comply.
Hephaestos: Can you give me the power to communicate with volcanoes?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:32 am
Hephaestus: When you first speak Volcano, the Volcano at Yellowstone will erupt.
Notus, can you chase away the winter chills please?
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Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:05 pm
Notos: Yes, but in return this summer will be so hot that you'll want to peel off your skin.
Mnemosyne, can you help me speak every language in the world?
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