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 Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:12 am
Granted, but now you are.
I wish I was a cat.
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 2:14 pm
granted, you get hit by a car
i wish i didnt have to go to washington for christmas
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:28 pm
Granted, but instead you get to go to Alaska.
I wish my sister was dead...
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Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:58 pm
Granted, but you die in the same car crash.
I wish I could play my drums in my apartment.
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:45 pm
granted, but you don't have any to play.
i wish i still had a boyfriend.
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Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:46 pm
Granted, but he is a drunk abusive loser.
I wish they would let me take a bulldozer home from work.
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Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:24 pm
Granted, but you get fired for stealing
I wish we would win playoffs
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 11:30 pm
Granted, but your entire team dies in a horrific bus accident on the way home.
I wish I didn't have any bills to pay.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 12:52 pm
Granted, but now you are ahomeless, carless, insuranceless hobo with nobody but your dogXD
I wish I was a hobo.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 4:57 pm
granted but someone steals your only sock.
i wish my hands weren't freezing right now.
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:38 pm
Granted, but they are on fire now.
I wish I was a hobo pimp. O.o?
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 11:36 pm
Granted, but you soon get raided by the police and now you sit in a cell with "Big Bubba" making eyes at you.
I wish Salvia wasn't illegal in Florida crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:08 am
Granted but now it rains spit.
I wish i was at my summer camp.
eew is salavia really illegal?
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:41 am
Granted but every day has some unexpected form of weather that will eventually kill your whole camp off.
I wish my school had a bassoon so I could play it.
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Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:59 pm
granted but you broke it.
i wish i had a gold flute.
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