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 Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:01 pm
Because that's what she said.
Who, exactly, is this 'She' you speak of, and why is she saying all of these naughty things?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:06 pm
She's your mom and she's drunk
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:07 pm
5/8
How long does it take for a snail to cross a leaf that is seventeen centimeters long, assuming it is going into a wind of 13km/h?
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 7:20 am
11 2/9 seconds
Why is it so incredibly impossible to dribble a football?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:58 am
because footballs are lazy and dont like to bounce!
why do cats purr?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:23 pm
Because toads are falling from the sky
Why am I so obssessed with MRSA right now?
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:32 pm
Because there's a jungle cat in the bathroom.
Why do fools fall in love?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:47 am
Because peoples be stoopid
Why am I so impatient?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:43 am
because you like to annoy people.
Why can't you play an instrument in space?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:45 am
because the aliens would eat u
when is the 4th of july?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:03 pm
The day after Opposite Day.
Why do I hate people?
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:12 pm
Cause nobody eats chicken on the 30th of Febuary.
Why do boys not find me attractive?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:32 am
Cause they're afraid you'll eat them.
What color comes after pink in the alphabet?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:45 pm
The color 29
Why do I feel depressed right now?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:25 pm
Because a turtle ate your socks
Why can't I keep my mouth shut?
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