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 Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:41 pm
It's been a while. *Licks lips*
Azura, the power emitting from your rage is impressive. But I won't give you the God damn satisfaction.
*With that, Chase pulls out a shotgun, inserts the barrel into his mouth, and pulls the trigger. The eruption of brain matter leaves a gaping hole in the back of his head as he crumbles to the floor. Blood gushes out to form a massive puddle under and around his skull*
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*Nothing*
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*And then the puddle of blood starts to boil. The area surrounding the red stew becomes enveloped in an intense heat. The blood boils to the point of copper tasting fountains. Then it all caves in, leaving a bottomless hole in the ground...from which emerges a gimungous mother f***in' baby harp seal with a demonic face resembeling Chase's.*
Did I mention I love to mind f***?! Gaaaaaah
*Hundreds of lines of barbed wire peirce out of Chase's seal bodied flesh from the inside, targeting each and every one of the Tako whatevs. The wires wrap around their bodies and costrict them, dealing incomprehensable pain as flesh is ripped by grating the Takos with each other. Blood splashes from the tangled mesh.*
Now, before I attack you Azura...
*The wires snap off of Chase's seal body, and he scuttles in Neverwinter's direction.*
Don't mind my death? Well I'll cherish yours!!!
I leave it at that.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:46 pm
*Backflips away from the wires and pulls out the real assualt rifles and begins to try to blast away Chase. I land next to Azura.* I don't think we should've angered him eek
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:22 pm
Fraid not, Izzy. See, while your attack was being launched, a copy of myself stepped in front of it claiming: "I HAVE THE POWER OF 1000 SUUUUUNS!!!" yeah, turns out he didn't and he was evaporated into vapor. good thing he wasn't actually a copy and is instead a hobo I trained to dress and act like me.....and on that note....I HAVE THE POWER OF 1000 SUUUUUUNS!!! -jumps up and starts glowing brightly-
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:29 pm
The wail of the dying Takos only serves to aggravate Azura even further. More kyootness...being killed... Her twisted mind is unfazed by the mindf***ery. She keeps her insane expression---in fact, it is only beginning to look more devilish and gruesome.
Azura issues another guttural roar, her mind too lost to make comprehensible speech at this point. Her sword-wings extend even further, shimmering and resonating again...but this time, the sound is constant. Shrill and piercing. It feels like it could make heads explode. The million-sword stream continues to give chase to...Chase, but it's apparent there's a lack of control of it now as Azura is aggravated and desperate to strike her target. They begin to rain down, sticking where they land.
Meanwhile, the pulpy remains of the mangled Takos begin to meld together into a dark purply goop. They didn't want to go down without helping their master. The goop proceeds to slither over to Azura and meld with her lower body, giving her a bottom of long dark purple thorny tentacles. She begins to rise into the air, floating after Chase, catching up when the million-sword rain seems to have run out. She then lands on Chase's fat seal body, wrapping her thorny tendrils and constricting tightly. The volume of the resonating of her sword-wings kicks up a notch, summoning a new million-sword stream.
Commentator Azura begins to laugh nervously. "Wow. This is...starting to get freaky." lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:00 pm
Hey guys! What did I mi--
o.O
Never mind. Don't tell me.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:17 pm
Im..not reading back on this. : o
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:54 pm
All of a sudden TV static sounds could be heard, and Advertiser Azura steps in.
"We interrupt your regularly scheduled mindf***ery destruction to bring you this message from our sponsors!
Do you feel like you're beginning to RP out of place?
Feel like this thread is getting too cluttered with RP and not actual random chatter?
Well then take things Behind the Curtains and vent out your frustrations in a more appropriate setting!
Batteries not included.
...Wait, why the f@#% did I need to say that? O.o;; Well, whatever. Now back to your regularly scheduled mayhem!"
Commentator Azura rises from her seat in outrage. "WTF?! Is this even needed?! Who approved the creation of such a waste of space of a thread?!" scream She begins to storm over to Advertiser Azura and grabs her face.
"Ah! Wait! What are you doing?!" gonk
A ripping sound is heard, revealing that the face...was a mask. Underneath that mask was...exactly the same-looking face. Well, to the untrained eye anyway. Azuras know how to tell each other apart.
"AHA! Just as I suspected! It's OCD Organization Freak Azura!" scream Commentator Azura pulls out a large wet trout and begins whacking OCDOF Azura with it. "STOP! *thwap* DOING! *thwap* NEEDLESS! *thwap* MEASURES! *thwap* OF ORGANIZATION!!! *thwapthwapthwap*" scream
"Okay! OKAY! I'M DONE! I PROMISE! gonk Although there is the titles list stick---"
*THWACK* mad
OCDOF Azura whimpers.
Referee Azura has been awake for a bit, watching the argument. "Gee...self-abuse much?" lol
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:54 pm
. . . *promptly chomps down on Azura*
Like... like this.
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:55 am
You chomped down on Azura's head with "bandwidth exceeded"? Never seen that done before.
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:35 am
Referee Azura: You have to copy-paste the image address into a new tab to see it. xd
OCDOF Azura: "OW! Why is everyone picking on meeeee~" crying
Commentator Azura: "You have to ask?" stare
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:08 am
-gets in a cheerleader costume-
"Izzy, Izzy! He's my man! If he can't do it, nobody can!"
8DD;
-regrets saying something so cliche-
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:12 am
 [Doesn't stand a chance..]". . . . . . . . ."
(LOL, NICE, AL. XD)[Enjoy the afterlife!]
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:34 am
Colette, I think you broke 'im. XD
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:48 am
http://www.mediafire.com/?t2jdmmyzltn
Because I won a match. Download that to hear one of Izzy's victories.
(Its low quality, because I made it on Audacity in like... Five minutes, rather than just recording the audio from the game. You'll see why if you listen to the end.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:00 am
Oh, you make voiceovers for Izzy? Thats pretty cool.
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