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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:29 pm
I am no longer allowed to steal Xemnas's hairgel and then line it around Sora's mouth while he's sleeping. (I'm sorry, Axel! it WASN'T Luxord!)
i am no longer allowed anything white or sticky for that same reason.
I am not allowed to yell "XEMNAS IS NAKED OUTSIDE" in Saix's ear when he's asleep. (how was i supposed to know it was snowing?)
I am not allowed to gift sora and roxas with giant phallic plastic objects, calling them 'riku's/axel's keyblades"
I am no longer allowed to have pink or red markers around Saix or Leon. jeeze, they're SCARS. how attached to them can you be?
i am not allowed near Sephiroth's shower at anytime with anything even resembling a camera. He was not amused. (Cloud sure was.)
I am no longer allowed to gift Saix with a doggie collar and leash, putting it as 'from Xemnas'. (I do admit it looked good on him)
Same with jumper cables for Larxene.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:22 pm
I am no longer allowed to bribe Namine, to draw AkuRoku fan art.
I am no longer allowed anywhere near the Organization 13, when on a "You're paired with this person, and you shall like it" mood.
I am no longer allowed to cosplay as Axel, and then run up to him and claim to be his mini-me.
I am no longer allowed to download LeonxCloud yaoi art on Cid's computer.
I am no longer allowed on Cid's computer period.
I am no longer allowed within 10 feet of Sephiroth.
(Cause of the reason above) I am no longer allowed to style Sephiroth's hair, like that of Shizuma's, from Strawberry Panic.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:14 pm
I'm no longer alowed to say "group hug" around organsation XIII
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:41 am
I'm no longer allowed to persuade Luxord into making the entire Organization play a game of strip poker.
I'm no longer allowed to have any sort of camera on my person when with any KH character.
I'm also no longer allowed to use Jiminy to take notes while on my various, ah, surveillance expeditions of anyone in my "Favorite KH PrettyBoys" list.
I'm no longer allowed to refer to any KH character PrettyBoy (no matter how true it is). Guys, apparently, don't like to be called pretty. *shrug* Who knew?
Aw, man, so what am I allowed to do?
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:41 am
Stop helping Marluxia in his attempts to grope and/or rape Vexen
Larxene is not 'Draco Malfoy' in drag and does not appreciate being called such. (even if you've heard a distinctly male british accent from Larxenes room. And have also seen her changing)
Do not attempt to moles, grope, or smex Demyx in the presence of Saix puppy
Do not leave your shoes lying around in the presence of Saix puppy.
Do not let the folloeing people explain the birds and the bees to Demyx: Xaldin,Laxeus,Marluxia, Zexion, and Vexen
Also, don't give Demyx a keychain of Virginia, tell him it actually says virginity, and then tell him he should put it in a box and bury it somewhere noone will find it.
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:46 am
These aren't funny, but I still wanted to try.
Not allowed to play Marilyn Manson's "The Nobodies" during death scenes.
Not allowed to play "Heartless" by Heart, ever.
Orgy XIII will not yaoi for food.
...or drugs.
...or money.
...or anything else for that matter.
Demyx is not the illegitimate son of Ryan O'Donohue and David Bowie.
Larxene's last name was never "Peacecraft" OR "Milliardo", and I should stop implying that it was either.
Kairi is not a yaoi fan, and I should stop trying to turn her into one.
...but Namine is.
Not allowed to refer to Roxas as "Mony Mony", nor should I encourage Axel to do the same (if you've heard the song, you'll get it).
Xemnas is not the Antichrist Superstar.
Luxord is not Hamlet.
Too much of water hast thou, Demyx, but thou art not Ophelia, and therefore I forbid my tears.
(Don't worry about those last two...)
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:45 pm
I`m no longer allowed to go to Atlantica and complain about the lack of sushi
I`m no longer allowed to ask Marluxia if he`s a girl.
I`m no longer allowed to bind Kairi and force her to play dress-up with me
I`m no longer allowed to stab Ansem in the eye with extreamly hot french fries.
Or drop large rocks on him.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:50 am
Bashing Kairi in front of the boys was not one of my better moves
Stop making your hangman Xemnas have boobs, next time, don't get caught. (I think someone should do that, plkay hangman and Xemnas is the hang man....oops, I drew stick figure Sephiroth instead sweatdrop )
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:10 pm
I'm no longer allowed to style, Dymix's hair
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:19 pm
Demyx was banned from every candy shop in the universe for a reason.
So was Axel.
Luxord does not appreciate being tricked into make-out sessions with Xaldin...even if he does enjoy them (and being the uke too! XD)
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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:29 pm
I am no longer allowed to coat candies with any sort of, uh, foreign substances and give them to Demyx.
Same with icecream and Roxas.
Luxord and Demyx are not allowed to play DDR against each other (Luxord's a sore loser. Who knew?)
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:40 am
Stop drawing Human!Mickey/Riku. Riku has enough years of therapy as it is.
Do not make fun of the old man in the Final Mix secret ending. Seriously guys, he hates it, just ask Roxy
Do not call Roxas Roxy
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 7:23 am
No, Roxas does not want the role of Roxie from the movie Chicago.
Getting Axel to convince him otherwise is not recommended.
I swear, I didn't think he'd try to permanently maim Axel.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:29 pm
The Castle that Never Was is not white so that Demyx can use it as a blank canvas with a new set of paints to cover it with.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:59 pm
I am no longer allowed to ask Marluxia if he licks Vexen.
I'm no longer allowed to give Larxene new throwing knives.
I'm no longer allowed to take Axel out to see fireworks.
I'm not allowed to give Axel fireworks.
I'm no longer allowed to ask Demyx how he convinces Saix to takes bath.
I'm not allowed to take Larxene to any more executions.
Do not allow Marluxia to explain the birds and the bees to Demyx.
No longer allowed to bribe Namine to draw a foursome of AkuRokuRikuSora fanart.
Not allowed to encourage Larxene to run for Secretary of Defense.
Not allowed to encourage Larxene to be an executioner at an execution.
Not allowed to take Demyx to Sea World or any other water park.
I'm no longer allowed to lock Riku and Sora into the closet together.
I'm no longer allowed to read any more of Zexion's books. (though there were some interesting stuff in there.)
I'm no longer allowed to call Xaldin Whoopie Golberd.
I'm no longer allowed to give Luxord any more books on pimping.
I'm not allowed to take Luxord out on pimping escapades.
I'm no longer allowed in Vexen's lab.
I'm no longer allowed anywhere near the chemicals in Vexen's lab.
I'm no longer allowed to switch any of the chemicals with everyday house hold products in Vexen's lab.
I'm no longer allowed to call Xemnas Mansex or Sexman.
I'm no longer allowed to have Saix around seven swimming swans.
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