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 Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 9:11 am
Demeter: Done, now all he talks about is Elmo
me: aPHRODITE, CAN YOU GET MY CRUSH TO LOVE ME FOR WHO i AM?
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:31 pm
Aphrodite: He will love you, then go around for other women, you'll get jealous and plan a massive plan to kill him.
Apollo, Can you teach the B-tec students to sing better?
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:19 pm
Apollo: Done but they'll mess up the first time they have to sing for a large audience.
Can all of you gods get along for a century without any fights?
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:19 pm
It will involve the sacrifice of the whole of a nation, no weekends and an eternity of servitude to us, mortal.
Morpheus, Can you arrange it that I could feel less tired in the mornings?
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Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:17 pm
Morpheus: Okay, you will now wake up fully refreshed and bald.
Hey Pan, any chance you can help me get an A in my animal sciences class?
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:20 am
Pan: Sure! Enjoy having the lower half of a turkey for the rest of your life! Beware of Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrators!
Eris, can you sabotage the production of 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' so that I can't go to see it please?
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:41 pm
Eris: I could kill the lead actors, oh wait-- the show must go on mustn't it, oops.
Hecate, is there any chance I could... oh I don't know, get my powers augmented with your help.
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:31 am
Hecate: You will have to give me the following items: The crushed head of a 5000 year old Antarctic Penguin, The pollen of the Waksalim Flower of Arabia, the pelt of a carnivorous Hyperborean Moon Cow and the wisdom teeth of a man that was not born of a woman.
Athena, can you teach me about the society of the Athenians during the Hellenistic times?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:54 pm
Athena: Sorry about that, but I know way to much apon that subject for your little mortal mind to take.
Morpheus, can you make the bad dreams go away?
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Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:45 pm
Morpheus: You now have insomnia, is that better?
Helios, is there any way your chariot could NOT blind us demigods?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:17 am
Helios: Glowing so dully that the earth will not benefit from the suns rays enough for you?
Can you teach me to better my transfiguration spells, Hecate?
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Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:09 pm
Hecate: We'll spend the rest of eternity together, your spells will be perfect by then.
Zeus, can I have control over the universe for a day?
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:56 am
Zeus: You shall have power over the universe for the time that it takes Hermes to deliver a days worth of mail. (Four seconds!)
Apollo, can you teach me how to play the Organ?
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 5:12 pm
Apollo: Yes you sure can, I always felt my poetry recitals could use a certain kind of flair.
Demeter, could you somehow make vegetables more appetizing?
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:27 pm
Demeter: They will look so appetising that it will be a crime to eat one.
Boreas, can you make it snow more please?
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