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| Percussion (Drum Line and Pit) |
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26% |
[ 69 ] |
| Flutes |
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7% |
[ 19 ] |
| Trumbones |
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16% |
[ 43 ] |
| Tuba's |
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7% |
[ 20 ] |
| French Horns |
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1% |
[ 4 ] |
| Baritones |
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3% |
[ 9 ] |
| Saxophones |
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14% |
[ 38 ] |
| Clarinets |
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6% |
[ 17 ] |
| Trumpets |
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16% |
[ 42 ] |
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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:10 am
Trumpets, but otherwise brass in general. Basically if your a brass player, your considered a pervert in my school. Apparently I'm the only one who breaks that chain. (Mormon. : ) )
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:11 am
The tubas are always the most perverted section in our band because they're always going around saying "Tubas do it deeper" and stuff like that.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:04 am
Okay, in my band, it's either the saxophones (altos and tenors) or the clarinets. Erica and Kaitlyn definitely have fun trying to be perverted (and succeeding). And Colby and Teddy are.... Omg. Impossible to describe.
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 10:17 pm
Low reeds...
Actually it's most of the woodwinds >.<
There's a list in my brother's locker that keeps track of who's the most perverted =-=
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 7:04 am
Top 3 in our band
1.Trombones
2.Drumline
3.Trumpets
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:19 pm
In our band, it's the clarinets,which includes myself.
We turn everything our teacher says into something perverted.
Like he always tells the trumpets to "tighten up and blow", which makes all of us bust out laughing...he has no idea why we laugh though. xD
Ahh...good times. ^^
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:59 pm
xd thats a HARD one *snort* see totaly perverted it would be easer to say wich is the least perverted
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:19 pm
i think our entire band is perverted = _ =
it's like - the freshmen get corrupted by all of the upperclassmen
(though i became corrupted in 10th grade cause i went to another school at the time)
and our band director says things . . . that . . . ya know . . . make everyone get into the gutter like "spread and blow" > . <
but if it were a section - i would say my section - the flutes - my friend Marlena says things that also get turned into something perverted.
like - just recently - our BD put the flutes and clarinets at the top of the bleachers - and i said something to her about how the view of the football field was better except for the bugs (cause they fly around the lights) - and she responds with "but it's more fun on top." (or something like that)
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:21 pm
jhontheunmortal I believe the most perverted section is called, oh, "The Band"
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:34 am
Oh jeez, I would go with the Trombones. They are absolutely disgusting mostly due to the fact it's filled with guys. blaugh
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:57 am
Well I said trombones of the choices, but in all honesty, the most perverted section would be the bagpipes!
"Blow my pipes"
"Suck my drone"
Many many phrases..... O.o
Everything is almost a twss
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:08 pm
well,, 0_0 we are and well it's us tubas,,, low woodwinds,, -____- we have one tuba player in our section who is just horrible, but it's funny at the same time... yeah,, tubas, bari sax, bass clarinet, baritone, sometimes a tenor sax shows up,, but we are the worst
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:58 pm
I'd have to say the sax section. It's also my section. XD It's also very true, we're terrible. Lmao.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:23 pm
The band. Let me break down each section for you.
Field commander (AKA Whore Commander) talks to my band captain a lot, and they yell "slut" and "whore" at each other a lot.
Flutes- least pervy. Like, nothing happens. The SL is Mormon though... lulz.
Clarinets- Not overly. Not a lot of talk about nads and such goes about between them.
Alto saxes- Sweet Lord. whoa. there are some dirty minds there. -coughcough ZACH AND WILL coughcough-
Tenor saxes- pretty much the same as altos. My "friend with benefits" (that's what she calls it) plays tenor sax. "You mean all the sex we have?" said I. "You wish." she said.
Mellos- not a whole bunch. I've tainted my wonderful lover though, she knows more than she did before we fell in love.
Trumpets- Pretty much a bunch of pervs. Luke, next year's soloist, answers every question "Get naked."
Trombones- The two of us are awesome. She and I talk about how much sex we're going to have later, like, at the middle of practice. Judith is amazing.
Baritones- the sickest b*****d on the planet plays baritone. Damn. Some of the stuff he says is horrible though.
Tubas- of course.
Drumline- The worst of the worst. They're awesome though.
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