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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:52 am
granted, but that same day your parents are killed in a car accident leaving you all alone in the world.
i wish i had a cake.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:53 pm
You have a cake, a urinal cake. Ew.
I wish I could obtain a 4.0 GPA this term.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:44 pm
Dottoosie You have a cake, a urinal cake. Ew. I wish I could obtain a 4.0 GPA this term. Granted, but then you're stalked by creepy college people out to try and get you to go to their school...><
I wish I could get this song out of my head...-hums along-
---------- Currently questing for a red/black joker collar Process - 2707/27500 tickets
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:15 pm
Granted, but then it would be EVERYWHERE, like in the radio all the time, in all your CD's, in the soundtrack of every movie you see, etc.
I wish I could sing. gonk
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:22 pm
TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then it would be EVERYWHERE, like in the radio all the time, in all your CD's, in the soundtrack of every movie you see, etc.
I wish I could sing. gonk granted. you never said sing well. i wish i had a llama.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:33 pm
Schildkrote TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then it would be EVERYWHERE, like in the radio all the time, in all your CD's, in the soundtrack of every movie you see, etc.
I wish I could sing. gonk granted. you never said sing well. i wish i had a llama. Granted- But as you were trying to feed it ham! ("Eat your FOOD! GOD!")the llama turned out to really be David Spaide and all he did was quote his old movies like Tommy Boy and tell you how good "Just Shoot Me" was. I wish the man would get off my back! and/or I could trust whitey... gonk rofl mini_chick mrgreen
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:40 pm
mini_chick I wish the man would get off my back! and/or I could trust whitey... gonk rofl mini_chick mrgreen Granted, but then the man just moves to your leg. And begins to hump it. Vigorously. And as for trusting whitey... No. xp I wish that tennis balls were blue, instead of green.
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Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 9:35 pm
Tennis balls are now blue. They're so depressed they don't want to be tennis balls anymore and implode and/or explode. Tennis dies as a sport.
I wish I could easily go to sleep and have a nice day tomorrow.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:15 am
Granted, but the day after tomorrow, you die.
I wish my pens wouldn't die on me in class.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:18 am
Granted- You take them to the Pen Hospital they are brought back to life, but the hospital bill is through the roof.
Damn HMOs
I wish people would stop asking me how to speak Japanese or stupid questions about Japan based on anime they've watched.
mini_chick mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:36 am
Granted, but then they would never ask you nothing again and you'd feel left out.
I wish I was afraid of escalators.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:45 am
TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then they would never ask you nothing again and you'd feel left out.
I wish I was afraid of escalators. ( Poser) Granted- but then all elevators, steps, ramps, and any other things designed for upward/downward travel are removed and nothing is left, but stairs...I just scared the piss out of me! gonk I wish white people (no offense) would stop saying "BLING BLING" THAT WORD IS DEAD!!! IT'S BEEN KILLED!!! IT IS NO MORE!!! IT HAS CEASED TO BE!!! stressed scream domokun Blech!!! mini_chick mrgreen
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:55 am
All the people stop saying "Bling Bling". But instead of that they say a word even more irritating, so the problem isn't solved!
I wish that my friends aren't sick anymore!
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:13 pm
The Perfect Oblivion All the people stop saying "Bling Bling". But instead of that they say a word even more irritating, so the problem isn't solved! I wish that my friends aren't sick anymore! Granted, but now your sick... I wish aqua would come out with some more songs... gonk Or The Verve gonk gonk
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:05 pm
mini_chick I wish aqua would come out with some more songs... gonk Or The Verve gonk gonk Granted, but then music by Aqua and/or The Verve is banned by all governing bodies, and any copies of said music is burned. And burned good. That, or all the songs suck. Take your pick. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
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