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 Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:10 pm
PARENTS QUESTION WMDS IN GIB BURGER KID'S MEALS
Gaia Channel Six News
Section 13 of the Gaians in Black has come under fire from parent's organizations over the prizes being included in its kid's meals at its restaurant locations. Still under scrutiny for its questionable food preparation techniques, Section 13, colloquially known as "GIB Burger," is now being criticized for including fully operational mobile suits and beam weapon systems as part of its "Little Agents" children's menu. Having recently signed several agreements with various military organizations (including, but not limited to, the Principality of Zeon, the Earth Federation Forces, the Anti-Earth Union Group, the Organization of the Zodiac, the Earth Alliance, the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty, and the Orb Union) to issue GIB-themed mobile suits to able-bodied youngsters, GIB Burger has raised the prices of its Little Agents' Meals to meet the costs of these armed and dangerous pack-ins.
Many parents are furious. "I used to come to GIB Burger with my kids so I could get some fast food and a cheap toy to distract them for half an hour. Now, I'm shelling out upwards of half a million gold daily just for those thirty minutes. It pisses me off, but my children are now addicted to their food, so I have no choice in the matter. I had to sell an Angelic Halo just to pay for today's Little Agents' Meal."
Online petitions supporting a boycott of the new program have been somewhat successful. As a result, GIB Burger is now offering "classic" Little Agents' Meals with a toy mobile suit priced similarly to what previous toys had in the past; the standard Little Agents' Meal, replete with giant robot, is still available as a menu item.
In a related story, a ten-year-old boy was recently arrested for firing a buster rifle at the Durem clock tower, resulting in the deaths of approximately 100 Gaians. Further details are available in tomorrow's edition.
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:25 pm
[ . Welcome to Section 13, how many I help you?! : D . ]
Wuzzup? Sorry I wasn't around much. .
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 1:17 am
Which burger contains the most innocently slaughtered meat? =]
Oh and can I have that super sized. xp
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:39 am
[ . That's one horribly killed animal patty, coming up! : D . ]
Where's everyone go? . .
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:59 am
Red October Archangel PARENTS QUESTION WMDS IN GIB BURGER KID'S MEALSGaia Channel Six NewsSection 13 of the Gaians in Black has come under fire from parent's organizations over the prizes being included in its kid's meals at its restaurant locations. Still under scrutiny for its questionable food preparation techniques, Section 13, colloquially known as "GIB Burger," is now being criticized for including fully operational mobile suits and beam weapon systems as part of its "Little Agents" children's menu. Having recently signed several agreements with various military organizations (including, but not limited to, the Principality of Zeon, the Earth Federation Forces, the Anti-Earth Union Group, the Organization of the Zodiac, the Earth Alliance, the Zodiac Alliance of Freedom Treaty, and the Orb Union) to issue GIB-themed mobile suits to able-bodied youngsters, GIB Burger has raised the prices of its Little Agents' Meals to meet the costs of these armed and dangerous pack-ins. Many parents are furious. "I used to come to GIB Burger with my kids so I could get some fast food and a cheap toy to distract them for half an hour. Now, I'm shelling out upwards of half a million gold daily just for those thirty minutes. It pisses me off, but my children are now addicted to their food, so I have no choice in the matter. I had to sell an Angelic Halo just to pay for today's Little Agents' Meal." Online petitions supporting a boycott of the new program have been somewhat successful. As a result, GIB Burger is now offering "classic" Little Agents' Meals with a toy mobile suit priced similarly to what previous toys had in the past; the standard Little Agents' Meal, replete with giant robot, is still available as a menu item. In a related story, a ten-year-old boy was recently arrested for firing a buster rifle at the Durem clock tower, resulting in the deaths of approximately 100 Gaians. Further details are available in tomorrow's edition. This is First Page worthy XP
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:15 am
We have a Menu now..... but I'd like more items..... more increddibly humorous items.....
I'm here
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:28 am
BlueRaven990 Which burger contains the most innocently slaughtered meat? =]
Oh and can I have that super sized. xp
You want something to drink with that, dude?Fufufufufufu... just in time to test our new Neuralizing Soda.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:13 am
We now have toys! Highly expirememntal toys.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:01 pm
One GiB burger please, plus a little agent's meal for the shadow beside me.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:18 pm
Nicholas Embers One GiB burger please, plus a little agent's meal for the shadow beside me.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:29 pm
Yeata Zi Nicholas Embers One GiB burger please, plus a little agent's meal for the shadow beside me. most def!
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:41 pm
Nicholas Embers Yeata Zi Nicholas Embers One GiB burger please, plus a little agent's meal for the shadow beside me. most def!
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:21 pm
The regular Little Agents' Meal comes with your choice of am RGM-79 GM, an MS-06F Zaku II, an OZ-06MS Leo, a GAT-01 Strike Dagger, a GAT-02L2 Dagger L, a ZGMF-1017 GINN, a ZGMF-1000 ZAKU Warrior, or an MBF-M1 Astray. The Deluxe meal comes with an RGM-89 Jegan, an MS-14A Gelgoog, an OZ-12SMS Taurus, a ZGMF-600 GuAIZ, a ZGMF-2000 GOUF Ignited, or an MVF-M11C Murasame. The Ultra Deluxe meal comes with actual Gundams: your choice between the RX-78-2 Gundam, the RX-93 Nu Gundam, the XXXG-01W Wing Gundam, the XXXG-00W0 Wing Gundam Zero, the GAT-X105 Strike Gundam, and the ZGMF-X20A Strike Freedom Gundam. New mobile suits are made available on a regular basis. Please check back at your local GIB Burger location for the latest arrivals!
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:21 pm
I'd like two lawls to go please. Im on night watch for towns.
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 5:51 pm
I'd like a...hey wait! There's no Zeon or Z-organized alligned mobile suits with the Ultra Deluxe meals! No Tallgeese, none of the prototypes from ZAFT, I don't even see a Dom or a custom Mobile Suit. You call this a Little Agent's meal!? I wanna file a complaint!
Oh, and can I get a small vanilla milkshake? sweatdrop
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