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 Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:14 pm
Big Kahuna How do you tune 2 piccolos?Shoot one. i thought it went "drown one"? or run them both over with a truck?
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:22 pm
How can you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes. rofl
What's the range of a tuba? Twenty yards if you've got a good arm! blaugh
Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out. lol
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. rofl
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone? An optimist. mrgreen
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Number_09 rolled 3 20-sided dice:
19, 12, 2
Total: 33 (3-60)
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:21 pm
Q: What is another term for trombone?
A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.
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Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:29 pm
How do you know when a flute player's at your front door?
You don't, because they can't hit the right key and they can never learn the entrance.
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Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:54 am
A flute joke...
How many flutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
6, 1 to stand on the chair, 2 to pull it out from under her and 3 to complain about how they would have done it better.
A drummer joke (which is actually kind of stupid)
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:12 pm
Why does Mozart hate roosters?
Because they go "Bach bach bach!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:04 am
What do you do with a woodwind that sucks?
-Give them a trumpet and move them to brass
What do you do with a brass player that sucks?
- take away the trumpet, give them two sticks, and move them to the back
What do you do with a purcussionist that sucks?
- Take away one stick and move them to the front.
What do you do if they continue to suck?
Hand them over to the chior department.
PWNED.
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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:09 pm
Ours isn't just band humor...Our band is so big we have small clicks within the whole band.
One of the more 'preppy' clicks of seniors call them selfs the "Bond" Girls because they are graduating in the year '007.
My clicks uses stuff like:
One day on the way home from a football game my friend turned to me, looked me straight in the eye, and I was about to ask her what she was doing and she says: "RANCH!" That was a running joke for a while..
At the state fair me and the selfsame friend from above were walking in big group of friends after the parade and we stop by a merry go round and name off Final Fantasy charachters that correspond with the colors....We rode the merry go round shortly after....
Thats less of humor..more like insanity ^.^;.
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:12 pm
On the bus coming back from an Away game, one of our Tenors on the Drumline was eating Lays potato chips. He's a heavy set guy. The other Tenor, short, fairly well built little Eric Morris, was visibly upset. Those were his chips.
"How do you like them chips, fatty? Yeah. That salt tastes good on your tongue doesn't it? You know what?! That came from my Butt. Copyright Eric Morris Butt Salt, baby. Sell that s**t on Ebay. Oh yeah. Name Brand."
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:35 pm
you know your a band geek when you practice your music every spare moment you've got
even though you know the music cold, and got a full score on your band test
plus bonus points mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:58 pm
the jokes about the trumpets playing loud: only apply to little kids just learning, or stupid ppl
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:04 pm
I wanted to tell you that the link for the 829 signs of band geekism doesn't exist anymore!!!!!!!! crying
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:41 pm
One night, I sat in on the community band rehearsal, and it was getting late. The clarinets were steadily playing weaker, so the band director said something about it. One of the trumpets said, "They're trying to get out of here because they turn into pumpkins at 9 o'clock." A clarinet replied, "No, even worse...we turn into trumpets!" rofl
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:48 pm
we have a running joke cause our director once said "you dont wear hats with your uniforms, thats rediculus!" the circumstances made it funny
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