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RinoaHeartilly

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:09 pm


Being members of a band, we've all heard our fair share of the jokes, many of them aiming at a particular section in the band. Here you can post your jokes, and anything else that you find to be humorous.

And for your own entertainment...
"You know you're a band geek when..." - 829 signs of bandgeekism
The Official Marching Band Dictionary

Submitted by Silver Gryphon
Tales from Band Camp
http://www.harrogateband.org/indexhum.htm
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:13 pm


Well... I guess here's the first one whee

A oboist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the oboist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The oboist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "left hand top, right hand bottom."

RinoaHeartilly


goddess_aphrodite

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:17 pm


u kno ur a band geek when u constantly get hit with clarinets in the a** xd isn't that right sarah?
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:20 pm


goddess_aphrodite
u kno ur a band geek when u constantly get hit with clarinets in the a** xd isn't that right sarah?


eek KRISTEN!!!!! stressed xd

We should submit 'You know you're a band geek when you start a collection of your friends' reeds.' If that's not a sign of bandgeekism, I dunno what is.

RinoaHeartilly


goddess_aphrodite

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:21 pm


RinoaHeartilly
goddess_aphrodite
u kno ur a band geek when u constantly get hit with clarinets in the a** xd isn't that right sarah?


eek KRISTEN!!!!! stressed xd

We should submit 'You know you're a band geek when you start a collection of your friends' reeds.' If that's not a sign of bandgeekism, I dunno what is.
true true hey i still have mine to give u hehe
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:24 pm


Quote:
true true hey i still have mine to give u hehe


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RinoaHeartilly


RinoaHeartilly

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:27 pm


Here's another... whee

A symphony was performing Beethoven's 9th in a park one afternoon, but it was so windy that the musicians had to tie their music to the stands. When the tubas finished playing their part in movement 1, they decided, since they had 2 movements of rests, to sneak off to the pub across the street. So they sat in the pub, downed a few, and listned to the orchestra. When they heard the pickups to their part they threw money on the counter and stumbled into the street. They could barely keep from falling over as they ran to pick up their tubas, but even worse, they couldn't untie the music. They were pulling and tugging but the string was so tight that they fell over from the effort. Just then, the conductor looked back and thought, "Oh lord, it's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded!"
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:29 pm


u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class

goddess_aphrodite


RinoaHeartilly

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:31 pm


goddess_aphrodite
u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class


whee this is supposed to be a joke thread... not a 'You know you're a band geek when...' type of thing. besides, i already posted the list.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:38 pm


Well, i guess its funny when its true...cough...cough...

Rahmoon


RinoaHeartilly

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:40 pm


User Image
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:46 pm


*looks at Rahmoon's sig*
Awesome. Someon's using my banner 4laugh

Tales From Band Camp

Lots of amusing things here. Some broken links out, but on-site pages are guaranteed to work.

Wildervast

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DiddleFreak61387

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:01 pm


You know you're a band nerd when you know 50 different ways to fall asleep on a crowded bus!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:14 pm


Durza the Shade
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You know you're a band nerd when you know 50 different ways to fall asleep on a crowded bus!

We've already pointed out that this is not a "You know" thread, and there are 829 reasons already linked to in the first post.


whooops missed that post sweatdrop

So what's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Bassoonist in the road?




There are skid marks before the Dog...

DiddleFreak61387


Durza the Shade

PostPosted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:15 pm


Silver Gryphon
Lots of amusing things here. Some broken links out, but on-site pages are guaranteed to work.

Being a choir geek as well as a band geek, I love the "Young Person's Guide to Choir" at the bottom of that link. Most of it is untrue, but all of it is hilarious.
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