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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:37 am
Ok now what to do what to do. I suppose I must have won the lottery to get the money to afford Alucard. I don’t think I would acquire his service before acquiring a house. Let's see...I suppose I could get Alucard to get the things for me that money couldn’t by. Or I could have him perform some of the greatest practical jokes the world has ever seen, like painting the Eiffel tower pink. Nothing like making another country largest phallic symbol than making it look like the real deal. Then you truly have to wonder if the French would see this as a travesty or an improvement.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:13 pm
Knowing them, probably an improvement.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:01 am
dear me, dear me, sooo many ideas. firstly, i'm passing the poll list of occupations off to a friend with some art skills to get her to draw'em up for me... cos it's just that crazy and cute.
hehe, girl-scout alucard...
personally, i'd have him solve a "little problem" with a former roomate who stole my Atari 2600 that i've had since childhood and KEPT it, according to other friends.
next....
umm, it IS hard to figure out things other than shagging and killing isn't it? nothin' wrong with either, though... twisted
OOH! Flea dip the kids! My kitties need a manicure before i attempt to dump them in a tub of flea-dip, otherwise, i won't have arms once they're through with me.... o_0 that regeneration thing would come in mighty handy when dealing with fuzzy kittie-monsters.
hehe, just can't get the image of Alucard in a girl scout costume out of my head now. wow, i need to draw.... and sleep....
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:46 am
hmmmm so many possibilities
Well i'd put him in our high school talent show. As a dancer. In a tutu. Or as a shakespearian (sp? sweatdrop ) actor. heh.
Then...hmm...he'd have to clean up my desk. Its VERY messy at the moment. And probably i would give the option of 'only an apron' or a french maid outfit razz
next...I'd rather like to be a vampire.
PS: i'm also considering this the last day of my life, living dead or no, because he'd probably shoot me. Or...I could rent him FOREVER!!!
Me:BWAHAHAHAHAAA! twisted
Alucard: eek
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:15 pm
Gale_Frost hmmmm so many possibilities Well i'd put him in our high school talent show. As a dancer. In a tutu. Or as a shakespearian (sp? sweatdrop ) actor. heh. Then...hmm...he'd have to clean up my desk. Its VERY messy at the moment. And probably i would give the option of 'only an apron' or a french maid outfit razz next...I'd rather like to be a vampire. PS: i'm also considering this the last day of my life, living dead or no, because he'd probably shoot me. Or...I could rent him FOREVER!!! Me:BWAHAHAHAHAAA! twisted Alucard: eek There's a clause in there that protects the renter from revenge killing. But...Alucard is pretty tricky. Hey, if he did kill you, then you could really say that you rented him for the rest of your life!
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:14 pm
Ace of Death Gale_Frost hmmmm so many possibilities Well i'd put him in our high school talent show. As a dancer. In a tutu. Or as a shakespearian (sp? sweatdrop ) actor. heh. Then...hmm...he'd have to clean up my desk. Its VERY messy at the moment. And probably i would give the option of 'only an apron' or a french maid outfit razz next...I'd rather like to be a vampire. PS: i'm also considering this the last day of my life, living dead or no, because he'd probably shoot me. Or...I could rent him FOREVER!!! Me:BWAHAHAHAHAAA! twisted Alucard: eek There's a clause in there that protects the renter from revenge killing. But...Alucard is pretty tricky. Hey, if he did kill you, then you could really say that you rented him for the rest of your life! XD i guess so.. Oh well. My shortened lifespan would be worth it. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:26 pm
xd Have him bathe the cats.
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:28 pm
Bloody Shadow xd Have him bathe the cats. OMG i'd so do that!!! and give my dog a bath. With shampoo. then brush and curl her fur. and trim her nails. oh oh oh and put a cute lil bow. I'm not sure who would kill me first...Alucard or my dog. At least i pay Alucard... 3nodding
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:54 pm
What Whould I have him do?
Hm...
I would have him give me his guns, coat and hat...
I WANT HIS HAT.
That and he would come to school with me....
So I could get revenge on all thopugh preps in Yearbook...He would also walk around school....In boxers..nothing...bvut red boxers...
>3 heart
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:10 pm
Gorenza Ok now what to do what to do. I suppose I must have won the lottery to get the money to afford Alucard. I don’t think I would acquire his service before acquiring a house. Let's see...I suppose I could get Alucard to get the things for me that money couldn’t by. Or I could have him perform some of the greatest practical jokes the world has ever seen, like painting the Eiffel tower pink. Nothing like making another country largest phallic symbol than making it look like the real deal. Then you truly have to wonder if the French would see this as a travesty or an improvement.
I like Ace's thought that they'd think it an improvement.
This gets my vote for most creative use Gorenza; certainly a use the world could have a laugh at, not just one person!
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Sir_Catherine Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:28 pm
I appreciate your comment Sir_Catherine
Yes I thought so as well.
If your going to blow a lot of money why not do it in style.
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 4:51 pm
Back on Topic: I would make Alucard cut my finger nails and then pick them up... hahahahahahahaha rofl rofl
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:34 pm
Monkeyinafryingpan Back on Topic: I would make Alucard cut my finger nails and then pick them up... hahahahahahahaha rofl rofl You sure know how to waste money, don't you. rolleyes Honestly, my dog will do the above.
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 7:55 pm
Gorenza painting the Eiffel tower pink. Nothing like making another country largest phallic symbol than making it look like the real deal. Then you truly have to wonder if the French would see this as a travesty or an improvement.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:37 pm
Speaking of really odd things to get Alucard to do. Had anyone ever thought of having dress up like a super hero and preform random acts of heroism?
"Look everyone Captain America is back from the dead!"
"Oh man and does he ever look pissed off."
Then again why stop at male super heroes.
He's just might be able to pull off some long hair heroines.
finally while we are on the subject of causing Alucard great distress due to dressing up in ridiculous out fits. Why don't we have him dress up as a current running candidate for US presidency. Alucard-Giuliani running for president. Hey if he wins his bill could even be considered a write off. Then again we would have to then consider the after math of a vampire as the master chief of our country. Then again he probably would get things done a hell of a lot better than most. Just imagine how he would deal with our over populated jails.
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