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Gorenza
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:45 pm


Here's a thought, what would you have Alucard do if you could rent his services for a day.

Why hire a plumber if you could get Alucard to do it? blaugh
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:11 am


I wouldn't return him. 3nodding

Starlit_Hellsing


TriptychAlessandro

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:03 am


Can anyone say hallowe'en trick or treat? lol he's the trick, and you're the treat!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:32 pm


Hey, isn't this similar to the "If you were Alucard's Master" thread? Oh, well, this one says he's a rental. Even better. XD

Squi: Yayyy!!! *runs to glomp*

Alucard: eek *ducks*

Squi: *falls on face* Ow. @.@ *gets up* Muahahahahaaa!! twisted *moves hair away from neck* ^_^ ...

Alucard: Er...what? Oo

Squi: Turn meh...I paid for it. ^ ^

Alucard: *twitch* Fine. *turns Squi*

Squi: *is now a vampire and does...whatever exactly I would do if I was turned...probably a victory dance of some sort xP*

Alucard: rolleyes All right, what do you want now; you have 23 hours and 45 minutes left.

Squi: Ummmmmm...got a blood packet, temporarily not-Master? n.n

Alucard: Suuuure. rolleyes *gives blood packet*

And yeah, pretty much sip those until the time is up...then he would probably shoot me. xd emo

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Gorenza
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:15 pm


a[lunie]card
Hey, isn't this similar to the "If you were Alucard's Master" thread? Oh, well, this one says he's a rental. Even better. XD

Thanks A[lunie]card. you scared the crap out of me. I suppose your right though. I rather him work for me than the other way around. I guess I should have considered the other thread. I apologies for an irritation. I hope this could still be a fun thread.

"Now Alucard get back to work my taxes needed done yesterday!"
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:37 pm


a[lunie]card
Hey, isn't this similar to the "If you were Alucard's Master" thread? Oh, well, this one says he's a rental. Even better. XD

Squi: Yayyy!!! *runs to glomp*

Alucard: eek *ducks*

Squi: *falls on face* Ow. @.@ *gets up* Muahahahahaaa!! twisted *moves hair away from neck* ^_^ ...

Alucard: Er...what? Oo

Squi: Turn meh...I paid for it. ^ ^

Alucard: *twitch* Fine. *turns Squi*

Squi: *is now a vampire and does...whatever exactly I would do if I was turned...probably a victory dance of some sort xP*

Alucard: rolleyes All right, what do you want now; you have 23 hours and 45 minutes left.

Squi: Ummmmmm...got a blood packet, temporarily not-Master? n.n

Alucard: Suuuure. rolleyes *gives blood packet*

And yeah, pretty much sip those until the time is up...then he would probably shoot me. xd emo


eek ...Interesting...

I'd have him dispatch my enimies, then serve me tea in a bunny suit. I'd be shot once my time was up. crying

Liviu


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:32 pm


All right, guys, this better not degenerate into another "If you were Alucard's master" thread. XD

Oh, the poll needs a "kill all the people who annoy you" option. biggrin
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:46 pm


I'd have him do all my household chores (ironing, vacuuming, cooking....) in an apron.












.....in ONLY an apron. User Image

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Gorenza
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:11 am


Ace of Death
All right, guys, this better not degenerate into another "If you were Alucard's master" thread. XD

Oh, the poll needs a "kill all the people who annoy you" option. biggrin


I am dedicatedly trying not to.
Hopefully poster will do there best to make this arguably diffrent.
We are trying to put alucard in real life situations.
Alucard needs to help pay the bills and Integra has rented him out to do manual labor for those who are willing to pay. Sorry no destroying the world or beating up bully posts please. Alucard is not allowed to kill while he is on lone.


Bloody Shadow
I'd have him do all my household chores (ironing, vacuuming, cooking....) in an apron.


Now that's twisted!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:03 pm


I'd have him jump up and down on a pogo stick, wearing a bunny suit, and fuzzy vibrating shoes.
Saying "flanksteak!"

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Gorenza
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:28 pm


Garcian Smith
I'd have him jump up and down on a pogo stick, wearing a bunny suit, and fuzzy vibrating shoes.
Saying "flanksteak!"



so then he would be filling in for you then? Wow that's some job! Who did you say you worked for?

I love checking this post razz
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:57 pm


i would have him do my history homework and then do my job for the day!

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Gorenza
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:04 pm


I bet Alucard is really good at history too!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:23 pm


hmm... I like Shadows post of "only an apron" ::smiles uncontrolable:: hmm...


Ya know, I'm really not completly sure... I'd probably just sit there and poke him for several hours in endless amusement and then have him make me waffles... ::nods::

UtaNeko


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:53 pm


Gorenza
Here's a thought, what would you have Alucard do if you could rent his services for a day.


I'd do just that. =D

I mean, seriously, there's got to be huge bragging rights in shagging Dracula.

I'd want him to do the housework without the apron. User Image
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