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 Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:10 pm
2.0 was a stumblin and a bumblin as he tried to catch himself on his balance, but was then immediately, and violently, thrown decidedly off balance by taking a mean chop block to the back of his knee, which brought him down to the mat.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:17 pm
Hiro was a little slow to get up, but he did almost as soon as he connected with the chopblock. The momentum was totally on his side at this point. The fans boos also fueled him a bit. "GIMMIE FUEL, GIMMIE FIRE, GIMMIE THAT WHICH I DESIRE!" Hiro yelled out as he looked to bend down and take a hold of Kelly King's legs, and lock him in the Cuban Death Knot! (Celtic Knot)
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:24 pm
Why was Hiro singing one of Salem Croft's theme songs?
The quandry had King confused quite a bit, enough so that he ALMOST let Hiro lock him in a Knot submission hold. However, as Hiro grabbed his legs, King would pull him forward by bending his knees and then go to kick him back. He hoped this would cause him to bounce off the ropes.
IF THIS SUCCEEDED; King would lean up to try and catch Hiro in a small-package, which, since this was not a pinfall match, he would fluidly move to try to roll through to land Hiro on his stomach and position himself to lock in a Crippler Canadian Crossface!
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:32 pm
Woah! Hiro was kicked back, and he stumbled directly into a small package from 2.0! He couldn't figure out why he was attempting this, so he just kept rolling...until eventually, the rolling stopped, and he found himself in a Canadian Crossface! Holy s**t! Hiro started to slap the mat, but to no avail! There was no submissions in this kind of match!
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:36 pm
King hoped that this would serve as a lesson to Hiro to not try and put the technical savant, Kelly King 2.0, in a submission, lest he incur the wrath of Greatness at it's Greatest. King pulled that s**t back HARD, cranking Hiro's neck and face with his hands while trapping his arm. He didn't care how long he had Hiro tapping out, because it was just wonderful times for 2.0.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:38 pm
Hiro continued to slap the mat in hysterics as he screamed out, "King Kart! King Kart! Help me!" Things were looking bleak. Hiro was starting to pass out from the pressure. It might all be over, here. The One True King might be just a few moments away from reclaiming his mask!
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:26 pm
KING HAD JUST REMEMBERED THAT HIRO'S FINISHER WAS A SAD EXCUSE FOR 2.0'S FINISHER AND LET GO OF THE CROSSFACE AS HE WAS PULLING HIRO'S HEAD BACK, HOPEFULLY THE FORCE OF BEING SUDDENLY LET GO WOULD CAUSE HIRO TO FACEPLANT ON THE MAT, AS 2.0 ROLLED BACKWARDS AND GRABBED HIRO'S LEGS, CROSSING THEM AND PULLING THEM UP. STANDING WITH IT, 2.0 LOOKED TO LOCK IN THE NO LEAF CLOVER.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:31 pm
Suddenly, Hiro came to a little, thanks to the pressure being released. He now found himself facing something much different from a crossface....THE NO LEAF CLOVER! "BALLS, BALLS, BALLS! KING KART, JESUS CHRIST, JAMIE BADER, THE GREAT KHALI, BILL CLINTON, SOMEONE GET ME THE ******** OUT OF THIS THING!" Hiro yelled out as the move was wrenched in tight by the One True King. This was seriously close to being 2.0ver!
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:34 pm
2.0 didn't hear Hiro calling out to his mother, God, Ghandi, St. Peter, or whoever has his job but in hell, as he was wrenching Hiro in his 10 Year Long Finisher, shouting loudly; "YOU'RE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!"
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:41 pm
Hiro was flailing around, slapping the mat well over 9000 times. King Kartwright was just completely un-responsive, so it looked like he was no good. Jesus Christ was either dead or appearing on Jay Leno, so he was no good either. The Great Khali can't move, so he was going to be of no use, and Bill Clinton was out having sexual relations with some prostitutes. How the hell was Hiro gonna get out of this one?!
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:47 pm
In the midst of all of Hiro's girlie screams, Jamie Bader jumped the guard rail, much to the fan's, and everyone's, surprise. He rushed the ring, slid in and went to tackle Kelly King off of Hiro. If he could get him to the mat, he would unload on his head with a volley of punches.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:53 pm
King was suddenly swept off his feet, thus removing the forcibly attained No Leaf Clover status Hiro's body had attained. "WHAT THE ********--" 2.0 shouted as he was taken to the mat and punched repeatedly, trying to cover up his head and protect himself from what was, basically, a bumrush.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:56 pm
What in the world was Jamie doing here!? Jamie unloaded several punches on Kelly King's head and as he stood, gave him two stomps for good measure. Then, without missing a beat, he turned to Hiro.
Oh no, Jamie didn't come as a guardian angel, he came as a advocate of doom! He rushed over to Hiro and went to deliver several stomps to his back and the back of his head.
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Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:58 pm
Hiro lay motionless on the mat, pretty much not letting anything process in his mind except for the fact that he was no longer in as much pain as before. However, that all changed when the Bader Nation attacked. Jamie laid into Hiro's head and back with stomp after stomp, causing the former King to howl out in pain, still not knowing who his attacker was. s**t, what a night for Hiro.
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Posted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 12:01 am
Jamie laid seige on Hiro with his ruthless, yet prestine and shiny, white boots. After a few moments, and maybe one more stop, Jamie paused and looked around to the crowd.
They were all a bit surprised by his return, but most were not too happy. They were going to love this next part!
Jamie reached down and tried to grab a hand full of Hiro's hair so he could pick him up off of the mat and get him to his knees. If he could get him up that far, he would snap backwards and plant him with a nasty DDT.
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