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 Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:30 am
Demeter: You may, if you find a way to not produce the book on scorched tree-carcass slices before I turn the world to an eternal Winter. At least until Persy comes back.
Can I have a job at Olympus, Hera?
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:40 pm
Sure, you can clean our toilets.
Dear Zeus I wish for your powers to control the weather.
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:18 pm
Zeus: You have the power to control one little rain-cloud that will now follow you like a puppy.
Hypnos, can you give me the ability to control my dreams Please?
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:25 pm
Hypnos: You'll have to speak to Morpheus on that one. Best I can do is put you in a coma!
Dionysus, can you tell me the secret ingredient to your wine?
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:52 pm
Dionysus: Sure, but you'll have to work for me for 10 years before I tell one special ingredient to you and 10 years again for each ingredient! (as there are many ingredients!)
Apollo, who would win in a contest between you and Ares?
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:58 pm
Apollo: It depends on the contest.
Persephone, can you turn all the boys into flowers?
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:12 pm
Persephone: Either Rafflesia or Nemexia. Your choice.
O Great Muses! Can you assist me in achieving my 50,000 word limit before the end of the month please?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:52 am
Muses: Yes, but then your tounge(sp) and fingers will fall off
Can I get in bed with Aphrodite? 030
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:58 am
Aphrodite: Fine, but you get the same fate as Adonis: gored by Ares in the guise of a boar
bored... Athena, could you please grant me the knowledge to ask another question?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:26 pm
Athena: I'll grant you that knowledge, but I'll take it away when you least need it to be taken away.
Artemis, can you teach me to be good at Falconry, please?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:27 pm
Artemis:Are you in a relationship?
O great Eris, can you blow my homework up?
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:40 pm
yes, but you are caught in the explosion
Dionysis, gimme all your wine?
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:07 pm
Dionysus: Only if you spend an eternity making better and fresher wines for me.
Can you turn the guy that stalks me into something that suits his personality please, Artemis?
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:33 pm
Artemis: I'll turn him into the man of your dreams so your both happy, then kill him blaugh
Mighty Zeus, grant me the powers of lightning?
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:27 pm
Zeus: Done but you get electrocuted during a storm
Can one of you get rid of Ozzy Osbourne so my boyfriend will stop talking about him 24/7?
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