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Triforce-Kun

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:07 pm


Here we go!

Ch.10


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She had another nightmare about Shadow (the hedge) …

I find it disturbing that she would name her hedges after him. And having nightmares about them...Dally dear, do you need some help? you seem to be a tad obsessive...
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she said squinting to read the c**k. “It’s way past your bed time its like 2:60am…”

In Dally's world, time is displayed on penises. 3:00AM our time. But Dally has her own, special sort of time, apparently.
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Then it all came back to her… he must have forgat cuz Mystique must have used stun spore through the phone to put her to sleep (her magic was that powerful).

Wild Mystique used Stun Spore! Dally...fell asleep? Waitaminute...isn't Stun Spore supposed to induce Paralysis? Some defective Pokemon right thar.
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" I’m only a first yeti at school…"

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Just then the baby pushed fort his baby arms and the whore room was laminated …

He's pretty strong to be pushing a fort. And look! He can laminate things! Maybe Dally should get him to laminate her, so that her body parts won't go falling off.
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She warped around like gluten… it was like being drunk and high and on drugs at the same time.

All I managed to do while reading this was make a "what the ********?" face and shake my head. No witty commentary -___-;
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there were black people in cloaks and no faces.

Dally should fell at home in that case. Her face did fall ff, after all.
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“Do you know werewolf Dumbledore and Mystique are?”

And now we're bringing in werewolves. Let the Vampire vs. Werewolf conflicts begin...again.
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“You’re looking for… a blue women… and a man with a long white bear aren’t you?”

First off: plural, singular? All screwed up. I can't help but comment on this one. and...the long white bear xD Longbear may give Longcat a run for his money.
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She inrailed it to pee…….. EDWARD CULLEN!!

Wait, what? she peed edward? That's some seriously messed up s**t.
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“Do you have the next Ritalin?”

I didn't know she had problems with ADD neutral (No offense to anyone who may, guys)

This one wasn't as god on quotes as the others. Let's hope for something better in Ch.11, right?
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:48 pm


“Down the hall and to the right
You will see a strange sight
It’s a curtain it’s black and red
Behind it lies Ed”

“After you discover that clue you will find the next clue,” Blatrix hisses and then Dally ran off. She thought about it… it seemed pretty legit. She went down the hall and make a left and shore enough there was black and red curtain.


make a left
make a left

schnaggl

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dont sell drugs

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:49 pm


Angular Circles
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“Oh my name is Draco Malfoy...” he said “Arf you ok?”


He's a dog.


LOL
PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:24 pm


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“Down the hall and to the right
You will see a strange sight
It’s a curtain it’s black and red
Behind it lies Ed”



Way to make the "riddle" as specific as possible....

Der Fuhrer Manders

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iZombieCupcake

PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:36 am


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“LOOK LOOK CALM DOWN NO NEED FOR VIOLINS,” Link stated with reason.



3nodding Favorite line right there.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:11 am


You've once again
stepped into the world
of survival horror.





Quote:
the whore room was laminated …




If the fear
doesn't kill you
something else will.

Lightsaber Lesbian

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HeroOfTime15068

PostPosted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:19 am


Ananchel
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“LOOK LOOK CALM DOWN NO NEED FOR VIOLINS,” Link stated with reason.



3nodding Favorite line right there.


I do love that one.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:32 am


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“M Y BABY!” she tugged and ran into the room wear she put it on the floor. He was still there shaking his prismacolored hair and biting on some rattlesnakes with his sharp fangs teeth. She plucked him and cuddled him “OH my baby thank God your still here…. Where are my boys??”

I love this one
Mostly for the fact she left her prismacolored haired baby on the floor to let it chew on some rattlesnakes.
After it was kidnapped.
And then she plucked him.
IS HE PART VIOLIN?

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Leraje Agares

Demonic Ladykiller

PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:29 am


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"What will I do if I don’t?!?” Edward barked.

EDWARD IS A DOG NOW
PostPosted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:52 am


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" “Dally please contort yourself,” Edward begged, “Look Shadow’s death was a hard on for all of us but you gota get your s**t together or all of our other friends will die to death too… please Dally, for me?” "


gymnastics nao or your friends die to death! D:<  

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Leraje Agares

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 1:48 am


CHAPTER TWELVE:
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Dally, Sasuke, Hirei, Draco and Link found a mother note

I wasn't aware notes could have mothers.

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Wall what the c**k does this men?” Heidi said and ripped the note up into pieces.

Talking to walls I see; and who the hell is Heidi?

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“Nook don’t!” said Dally

Tom Nook from animal crossing is in the story now? eek

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"[...] to elude to this memorabilia!”

QUICKLY NOW, WE MUST ELUDE THE MEMORABILIA BEFORE IT MAKES US BUY IT!

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“We need to take this to a mote powerful wizad of all tiem…”

Since when are motes "wizads"?

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[...]Hiei took a rollerbear

WHAT IS A ROLLERBEAR, I WANT ONE D:

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[...]screamed Harry at the top of his tongue

I always thought it was "Screamed at the top of his/her lungs", boy was I wrong.

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***** ******** no,” said Harry “Im sorry he never acts like this he must be ******** up maybe he’s on acid,” said Hermione. “Yeah Hermione and I have both been smoking some pots,” said Ron, “But we didn’t thank Harry would get into it or worse…”

Harry potter is now a wigger like Dumbledore and you can smoke pots.

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“You ******** did it aging just like wane you confarted him about the needles…”

Con-what?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 6:01 am


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They all pulp out their wands and did cruses on him. He flew in the air and wobbled like a booby, and hit a lot of slaves on the way down. The employee working was getting liberated. “YOU WILL NEED TO LEAVE IF YOU SIMPLE PLAN ON KEEPING THIS UP” he roared, yeling.

But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. Dumbledore knew how to excape however because he was a master of the escapes, and he clicked is heels together and said danished.
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EDIT: Triforce-Kun, your commentary made me laugh so hard I'm surprised my mom isn't barging into my room to see what the hell is going on. rofl


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sunshinegasm

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:57 pm


    “Oh Dally I’m so sorry,” he circumcised, “But listen, weave just been given an anonymous tit about where Dumbledore is… so we have to go… do you want wand of us to stay here with you while you birth?”



    Link noddd. Link bachelors from college so he knew about priest.



    Edwad and Hiei were too toirtle from the evolution and laid on the dirty floor while Shadow spun the chair around to deal a DEAD HAGRID. There was wands coming out of all the sausages of his body …



    “s**t THE BABIESES CUMMING” they all said in unsun as they to the elegator in the Hogwarts.



    “oh tonks oh tonks,” said Lupin, “your p***y jucie tastes like juicy juice,” he said and lapped it up more. It was squirtling into his mouth like a super soaker clause he was good at gave blowjobs… then he got up and started giveng her the anals



    “This can’t is…” said Link, “Edward were an integer part of our team, without him we have paralyzed. Seriously.”

    ------------------

    Gays, i wnat the anals pllz redface
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