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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 5:42 pm
MEMORABLE QUOTES:
-"Jut then Mystique came out of the fire she was naked but she didn’t have nipples."
-“We have to get that basterd fired from Hogywarts”
-“WAT” they all mounted in unicorns
-"Let’s go to his class and tell him about that f*****t Dumbledore.”
Everything here:
"“Hiei is that your wand?” she asked.
“No… that is my p***s, Dally…” he said.
“OMG you’re so huge! You’re like 6 inches!!” she shouted, gasping for breath.
“No I am 6 inches flassid, right now I have a bonner so I am 10 inches,” he said.
Della was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a p***s."
"it was her first time having a p***s."
"it was her first time having a p***s."
You know what to do. Post your favorites!
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:06 pm
Oh, hello there, internets!
"OMG you f*****t!"
Pure gold.
I did not see you there.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:09 pm
“Yay!” I said, “Professor Skeleton will know what to do! Let’s go to his class and tell him about that f*****t Dumbledore.”
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:11 pm
Oh, hello there, internets!
Also:
"Her boobs were so huge they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees"
I was simply not aware that bumblebees wrapped around anything, let alone "weiners"
Another good one didn't come from a passage, but rather when Megumi-Sparx asked, "Is this fer srs?" And Dally replied, "No it's not for sars. I didnt do it for any specific charity it is just for fun"
WTF.
Like a charity would even need/accept/know what to do with that!
I did not see you there.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:21 pm
hahah youll never get te ******** powers!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 7:28 pm
Quote: "Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted.
Gaiz something horny happened to her. ._.
Quote: “I am going around with candy would you like to buy someone?” came the voice from the door.
Quote: Suddenly they arrived at Hogwarts and uncame from the train.
I just love that word "uncame" it makes it so much funnier.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:05 pm
"Dally could feel a new rush hour of power in her organs."
This one really makes me giggle.
She tried it out and turned into a bat! “Well I could already do that cuz I’m a vampire lol”
I like how we find out that shes a vampire in chapter two. neutral
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:15 pm
The the bumblebee/wiener one makes me laugh the most. lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:33 pm
-"Edwad grrred."
-"HAHAHA” laughed mystique “YOU WILL NEVER ******** GET TE POWEERS”
-She opened the dory to her chamber and said “Come in dearest stunts! What can I a** you in?”
-Just as Delly said, Bella (Edward’s girlfriend) was there and ironaldly she was giving a speech about why teen parentcy is illegal.
-"Listen everyone” he said, “We need to save Bella. Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” Everyoned knotted.
-“I will join your team!” said Sasuke he was tying his shoes. “When will we go on the missionary?”
Dear God, is it bad I want her to write more?
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:39 pm
Quote: Dally grabbed Snape’s d**k and threw it out the window. 'Nuf said.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 9:27 pm
Quote: And then she disappeared and so did Hiei cuz hes not supposed to be in Ravencalws dorm room lol wtf was he thinking. That made me giggle. So did this. Quote: They began to walk down the hallway together when a blast came out before htem. It was Edwart!
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:11 pm
"..and besides.. its adam and steve. Not adam and steve"
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:17 pm
Jut then Mystique came out of the fire she was naked but she didn’t have nipples.
hahaha, that made me giggle. (:
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:33 pm
"He was angry...he was TUMORS." = EPIC WIN
Also, when I asked her if it was "fer srs", and she said it wasn't "for sars", or any other charity. 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:46 am
CHAPTER FIVE! Quote: “Edward…. Is that your wand?” she asked, feeling to weak to check. THE WAND IS BACK. HAHHAA Quote: She was only waring a hospital gowns so it was her bear white leg. WHAT IS DUMBLE'S LONG WHITE BEAR DOING ON HER LEG???
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