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And finally to support world justice.....

MILEY CYRUS COMMITTED SUICIDE BY STABBING HERSELF IN THE HEART AND THEN FALLING OFF A TALL BUILDING.
>:3

But then, at the after party, Lindsay Lohan not only "pulled a Kanye", but also declared war on peace and love. She then unleashed a second mew clone (Mewthree, if you will), from her Pokeball and attacked Britney. Fortunately, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Fate Testarossa-Harlaown, and Hayate Yagami were in the audience. They knew what they had to do...

just when everyone wuz rejoicing and partying, a giant fox came outta nowhere and tried to eat everyone. But criss angel used his power of angelness and britney spears used her power of britneyness and together they formed theeee "TACO REVOLUTION!!!!" the TACO REVOLUTION!!! fights burretos and their dastardly crimes and the fox died by their awesomeneeesss biggrin

Britney Spears and Criss Angel eventually became king and queen, and their land holds an annual remembrance of the Taco Revolution to this day.

But as for this happy and twisted couple, Criss and Brit, their ending hadn't ended happily just yet:

You see, there was a giraffe, in that day, who lived in the land of Izan, and his name was Reltih. He was a strong and eloquent leader of Izan, however he secretly was mad and evil.
His tragedy was that he used to be in love with Britney; her father, an overprotective guinea pig, would not allow them to be wed, which saddened Britney greatly. . . OH how she loved that handsome giraffe!

So, to separate the lovers completely, Mr Spears, the guinea pig, fled the land and the Izan leader and went to another land far, far away.
This was about at the time of the beginning of the story. . .

(do you mind my little change? It seemed a little finished and I wanted to continue on a different path)

So, as soon as Reltih, the giraffe and leader of the powerful land of Izan, heard of this wedding (which was appearing on the world news), he was greatly angered wanted to take action!

DUN DUN DUUUN

--I leave this to my fellow creative randoms

As Britaney walked down the aisle to be wed to Criss, the giraffe and the leader burst throug the wall. Just as the rhino named bob was about to impale Britaney Aliens came down on the church and said"we do not come in peace!" They than started shooting at everyone killing Criss, Britaney, Chris Brown, Kanye West (YEA), and Zelda from the video game.

while the aliens left, everybody rose from the dead like zombies then the dj played thriller. They danced and heared michael jackson's scream and all bowing down on him.

And the cow jumped over the moon.

Right before all could be sucked and consumed forever a White Gloved hand reached up and dragged Richard Simmons with him.