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 Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:40 pm
Granted, you drown in it.
I wish I wasn't so cruel when I corrupted wishes.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:54 pm
Granted! Now everyone thinks you're a wimp.
I wish that I had a red-headed vampire boyfriend.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:00 pm
Granted. He kills your family, your friends, and everyone you've ever known, saving you for last, because he's a real vampire, and real vampires don't have feelings.
I wish that Stephanie Meyer hadn't ******** up vampires for everyone else.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:50 pm
Granted! ....what? are you waiting for a catch? Nah, this genie wants that as much as you do.
I wish I was an oscar myer weiner...
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:42 am
Granted, but then you become stale and moldy.
I wish that Saturday would hurray up and get here already!
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:24 pm
Granted, but its the last saturday.....EVER
i wish i had a zombie army (this one is easy)
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Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:31 am
granted, but your zombie army betrays you and kills u in your sleep.
i wish i wasnt so busy this weekned
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:06 pm
Granted, but now you have nothing to do but school work for the next two weeks.
I wish that things were a bit different.
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:28 pm
Granted, but the enviroment/ climate changes and You don't have favorable traits for survival. You and your family die off.
I wish I had less stress in my life.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:38 pm
Granted, but you have to go to Afghanistan for School and get shot at ALOT
iwish icould physically pass military training.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:48 am
Granted, but you end up injuring yourself and being unable to move at all.
I wish that he won't worry too much about me.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:25 pm
Granted, he no longer cares at all.
I wish that I had happiness.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:40 pm
Granted, but you go insane
i wish for 3 more wishes
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:46 pm
Granted, but the three wishes you get are exactly the same as your first, giving you exponentially expanding amounts of wishes that can only be used for getting more wishes.
Either that, or the universe tears in half.
I wish I was more smart.
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 3:50 pm
Granted, but your head grows to exponentially expanding size and your body shrivels up
i wsih i had a baseball bat to hit Epic after that said wish
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