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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:43 pm
Granted, but it's actually just some fat dude in a wig wearing makeup, who keeps asking people to call him Peaches or Jessica. Then he b***h slaps you, takes your money, and leaves you on the couch eating ice cream and doritos.
I wish I had a butterfly knife.
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:42 am
Granted, but it's rusted so bad by the time you actually get to do what you want to do with it, it snaps into two.
I wish that he can come over today.
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:09 pm
Granted but he comes while you are away.
I wish that my RP partner would post.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:42 am
granted but it's a one liner that you can't do anything with because it has nothing to do with the plot.
I wish she would see me like she sees him. (this has nothing to do with you brittany. You're not chicklet.)
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:08 pm
ok, but she sees him as a total idiot.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:10 pm
I wish that the guy above me had made a wish that I could corrupt.
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Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:11 pm
oops... granted, but he learned a valuable lesson in life and so he actually became a better person because of it... yeah, I'll go with that.
I wish for complete happiness.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:00 am
granted but you die alone in the end.
I wish it was SUMMER!
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:29 am
Granted, but because of the sudden change in whether the ice caps melt and destroy the world. I wish I had a pillow.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:28 pm
I buy a nice, memory foam pillow and smother you with it, then I bury it with you.
I wish for martial arts classes.
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:14 pm
Granted, but it's a one minute single session and the teacher is lousy.
I wish James actually loves me for me...
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:15 pm
Granted, but he's obsessive, clingy, abusive, and a serial killer.
I wish I had some pizza.
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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 7:20 pm
Granted but it tastes horrible and you are vomiting in the toilet for the next few hours.
I wish people could not corrupt my wish about my boyfriend, James!
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:48 am
granted but then you get curropted by james himself. OH NOES!
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:44 am
Granted..but you become so hyper active your brain explodes
I wish i had a drink.
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