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 Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:02 pm
Granted, but it si thewrong way and gets you nowhere.
I wish our kittens would stop using my clothes as their bathroom.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:14 pm
granted,, but now they use your bed.
I wish that the ringing in my ears would stop!
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Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:42 pm
granted. But now there is incessant snare drum pounding away the same rythm over and over again until the day you die.
I wish college didn't cost so much.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:18 am
Granted, but your forced to go to one you don't want to go to.
I wish I was skinny
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:59 am
Granted but you become so thin that a gust of wind picks you up and blows you to an unknown land
I wish I had more time
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:44 pm
Granted, but 1 millon years pass and all of humanity is gone and you go insane and eventually die from a mental disease
I wish that i had some more Thin Mints
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:54 pm
Granted but the thin mints are poisonded and you die a slow painful death.
I wish I didn't have writer's block.
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:51 pm
granted, but you get roundhouse kicked in the face by chuck norris
i wish for the ability to Roundhouse kick
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Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:48 pm
Granted, but because you stole his signature move, Chuck Norris finds you and Roundhouse Kicks you in the face.
I wish I was awesome.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:57 pm
Granted but everyone hates you.
I wish I had a butt.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:01 pm
Granted, but it's so big, everyone around you is squished, everywhere you go, and you have to roll around.
I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:09 pm
Granted, now you're starving and die a slow death by starvation
I wish finals weren't this week
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:19 pm
Granted, they were the week before. You missed them, got 0's on all of them, failed, and have to redo this grade, causing you to drop out, never get into college, never getting a decent job, getting kicked out of your parent's house, and living in a cardboard box in a dark alley, the cockroaches your only friends (and food).
I wish I had a new book to read.
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:57 am
Granted, but it's the book, What to Expect When You're Expecting.
I wish that I was a bit more focused on what I'm actually suppose to be doing.
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:37 am
granted, but you're so focused, you get off track by going off on a tangent.
I wish I had a girlfriend in RL
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