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 Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:54 am
Granted, but it melts before you finish it and it drips all over your shirt.
I wish that I wasn't so stingy.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:26 pm
Granted but you accidentally run off a cliff and die ((IDK why i put that, it was the only thing that came to mind))
I wish I had more things come to mind
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:26 am
Granted, your mind fills up with so much, you have a seizure, and die.
(lulwhut?)
I wish I didn't have school today.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:43 am
Granted, but now you have school for the next 4 months straight including weekends.
I wish that i didn't have so much to do.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:46 am
Granted, you sit in the same place for the next three years doing nothing.
I wish I had more milk D:
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:53 am
Granted, but then you find a huge mysterious floating hair.
I wish that a retarded penguin.
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Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 1:14 pm
Granted, but then you find out it's more intelligent and capable than you.
I wish that I had a broken arm.
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:35 pm
Granted, but then you get into a car crash and survive, but break your other arm and both your legs and unable to move for the rest of your life
I wish that i didn't have to do homework every night.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:38 pm
Granted, but then you don't have as many points in your classes and when you go to take the tests you aren't as ready for them and you bomb them, thus destroying your grade and chances at life.
I wish that school would just go by faster.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:40 pm
Granted, all 12 years of school goes by in less than a millisecond, and all the information destroys not only your brain, but every child in the world's brain, destroying humanity.
I wish for something.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:47 pm
Granted, but I corrupt it to the point that it makes you almost wish that you didn't wish anything at all.
I wish that things went in my favor just some of the time.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:18 pm
granted, but the things thatdo go in your favor eventually lead you to an early grave.
I wish that i had a better job.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:20 pm
Granted, you have a job as a pop singer. But you get addicted to heroin, kill your family, and then OD in an alleyway. Your body is found in a garbage can, naked, about a week later.
I wish my neck would stop cracking.
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:23 pm
granted. But then your neck becomes so stiff that you can no longer turn your head, which becomes a major problem when a hottie walks by.
I wish animals would stop biting me.
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Posted: Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:52 pm
Granted, but now they malicously hump your leg all the time.
I wish there was a way.
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