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Thanksgiving is a time of celebration and bullshit. Some people love it, some people don't (mostly indians). As for me, I love AND hate it. Here's why:

Why Thanksgiving pisses me off

- Giving thanks to the indigenous people of North America and then turning around and committing genocide of their people. Everybody seems to forget this for some reason, which is why this holiday is still around.

- Black Friday. If there’s anything that pisses me off anymore than Thanksgiving, it is commercialism taking advantage of lemmings who want to save money on Christmas gifts. People have died on this day, you know. Although to be fair, it is entertaining watching people run over each other to get into Wal-mart after waiting in a line since three in the morning.

- All stores are closed. I want to go somewhere away from my annoying family on Thanksgiving and there’s nowhere to go that’s open. Surely a few people out there have no families to go home to.

- Thanksgiving parades are full of hacks. This year they showed something about a Spider-man musical and I wanted to kill myself. Spider-man is just not something you make into a musical. Period.

- Everybody is way too happy. I don’t get it. What the ******** is there to be happy about on Thanksgiving or any day of the year for that matter? Stop grinning like an idiot; it’s creepy.

- My family keeps asking me questions like “how’s school?” or “how’s work?” or “Do you have a girlfriend yet?” Why do you want to know about how my time at school or at work is going? It’s hardly conversation worthy at any other time, so why do you think I want to talk about it on Thanksgiving? No, I don’t have a girlfriend yet. No girl likes me. I’m ugly, too nerdy, way too phallically blessed for them to handle, and I’m way too smart to get myself hitched with a shrieking, controlling banshee for 50 years.

- Some of the most disgusting food on the planet is served at Thanksgiving dinner. Like green bean casserole. Blech!

On the other hand, here’s what I like about Thanksgiving:

- It celebrates the genocide of the indigenous peoples. Yeah, it both pisses me off and fills me with joy! Imagine that? Suffering is awesome. Why does everybody think suffering is bad? No amount of atonement and apologies is going to bring the Indians back, so what’s the point? Stupid hippies…

- Turkey. Turkey is delicious, but not as delicious as salami. Still, anything that was killed is good enough for me, including vegetables. Yeah, vegetarianism kills. Plants have feelings too. How would you vegans feel if you were a plant, sitting around enjoying the sun and doing nothing and then suddenly some a*****e picks you up off the ground and eats you? Murderers.

- No work. I don’t get to go to work or school. This is a trademark of many holidays and it’s one of the few reasons why I like them.

- I get to stuff myself. Even better, I stuff myself when millions of people worldwide are starving to death. How spiteful is that? Fortunately, I love being spiteful. Next time be born in America, losers. Haha.

- No work. Seriously, it kicks a**.

- Family. They can be annoying, but they’re all you really got. Unless your family likes Glee. If that’s the case, cut your ties right now and never speak to them again.

Well, that’s about it. Happy Thanksgiving, you imperialists. And a heartfelt thank you for all the indigenous peoples of the North American continent (aka Indians) as well. Thanks to your shitty strategies like shouting “yah yah yah yah” before commencing an attack to let everyone know where you were, we now have to deal with cranberry recipes and parades of shitty singers who lip-synch. Thanks for dying, jerks.

Watching Tron: Legacy with the family. :3

On another note, after some listening, I will now name the ten worst songs of 2011:

- Every single track off this album.

Oh thank god. I was ONE of like... 13 people at food today, that liked Cranberry Sauce. Everyone made fun of me. xD

I won't be eating any dry, dry turkey at this immediate moment. No, I have to probably turn in at the next hour or so to get a good five hours, so I can get up at 2am, an hour I'm usually up at anyway on the computer, mind, so I can haul a** from the house at 3 to get to work for 4. Only so I don't crash and burn on myself from within that time to 12 am whilst I appease the logy masses.

If Black Friday were a tangible person, I would have his 'gentlemen' hacked off and hung as a war trophy over my nonexistent fireplace.

...In other news, I can't wait to get my next figurine. I love having a paycheck.

Lately, I've been perusing the Art Freebies forum. I don't have the excess gold to piss away on so called 'HQ' pieces in the shops, so I look for any kind souls willing to draw something for yours truly on the house.

Add to that my constant efforts to draw/write, and I've been keeping myself quite occupied.