|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 6:55 am
Medeus Pssh, Non anonymous confession (I'm proud of this one), I topped a fuggin Body-Builder last night. @_@' Dream. Come. ********. True. you my friend have earned your shades
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:09 am
Cabron the Swan Medeus Pssh, Non anonymous confession (I'm proud of this one), I topped a fuggin Body-Builder last night. @_@' Dream. Come. ********. True. you my friend have earned your shades
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:40 pm
Listening to a song reminded me of something I felt like sharing here.
My ex and I used to go carhopping late at night when we were looking for a place to be alone and too young to be living on our own. Never stole anything (bar the occasional cigarette on his part) but I once accidentally cracked a rear window with my foot. I don't even remember how it happened, but as soon as it did he flipped out and we ******** booked. I have never laughed so hard in my life, he was so panicked. We never got caught, but it sure motivated him to get an apartment. xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:05 am
Medeus Pssh, Non anonymous confession (I'm proud of this one), I topped a fuggin Body-Builder last night. @_@' Dream. Come. ********. True. *Highfive*
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:32 am
Cabron the Swan My ex and I used to go carhopping late at night when we were looking for a place to be alone and too young to be living on our own. whaaaaaat GIRL YOU CRAZY Now I can't shake the feeling that there's people ******** in my car at night. I don't even have a car.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:56 am
Al Torrenz Cabron the Swan My ex and I used to go carhopping late at night when we were looking for a place to be alone and too young to be living on our own. whaaaaaat GIRL YOU CRAZY Now I can't shake the feeling that there's people ******** in my car at night. I don't even have a car. It was less fun than it sounds, and strictly an act of necessity. Lots of alarms going off and zero space. Plus he was, like, paranoid, and I spent more time talking him into it than we actually spent doing it. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:25 am
Cabron the Swan Listening to a song reminded me of something I felt like sharing here.
My ex and I used to go carhopping late at night when we were looking for a place to be alone and too young to be living on our own. Never stole anything (bar the occasional cigarette on his part) but I once accidentally cracked a rear window with my foot. I don't even remember how it happened, but as soon as it did he flipped out and we ******** booked. I have never laughed so hard in my life, he was so panicked. We never got caught, but it sure motivated him to get an apartment. xd Haha I've played that game before too. Living with parents sucks....though sometimes Car sex is hawtt, if you do it right. lol! Wantcookie Medeus Pssh, Non anonymous confession (I'm proud of this one), I topped a fuggin Body-Builder last night. @_@' Dream. Come. ********. True. *Highfive*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:50 am
Zach and I always had a lot of alone time at my house. My grandma would have me babysit and Zach would sneak over and once the kids were asleep...
I feel really bad for him about it now because he would bike there and then bike home before my grandma got back and late at night.
We never had to have sex in a car, though we fooled around once.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:23 am
Weirdest sex dream ever!
Junior year of High school (I think?)
Started out with a hott and heavy 3some. It was awesome. me and 2 other extremely hott men plowing away, I don't even remember how.
Than a nerd comes along (who was also oddly naked, but not actually involved in the festivities), and he's kind of a dark gingery kid with glasses and relatively big teeth. Apparently, he was the jealous type; not because he had anything to do with anybody there, but because he wasn't nearly good looking enough to get anything by anybody. Real awkward and scrawny and weirdly shaped, and nobody wanted to tap dat s**t.
So he walks in, gets all redfaced and angry, and all the action stops, cuz like "Hey! This naked-fugly-gingery-nerd-thing just walked in!" and it would've been weird to continue. In the meantime, the gingery nerd thing is also wearing a wizard hat, a cape, and wand with a star on it. Turns out, he plays DnD and knows magic.
He cast a spell on my d**k.
Than a little Frog appears on my d**k, bearing the same color and texture-of-skin as that of the Head of my d**k. It was weird. But it was all crawlin' around my d**k....nothin special. This was the epitomized wrath of the jealous-blue-balling-fugly-naked-gingery-nerd-thing.
Fail.
I don't remember anything after that, so I must've been woken up by the inconsequential fury of-
Oh wait, it was my alarm clock cuz school. lol
I know I awoke with a boner, cuz it was a Horny day, and despite the oddities, this dream was why! Musta fallen asleep w/o fappin'...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:25 am
You had a sex dream involving someone in his robe and wizard hat, and he didn't cast level 83 lightning and reduce your body to a pile of ash?
I am disappoint.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:32 am
Cabron the Swan You had a sex dream involving someone in his robe and wizard hat, and he didn't cast level 83 lightning and reduce your body to a pile of ash?
I am disappoint. No robe. Just a little cape. Than naked right down to the knickers. But You only further illustrate my point. Fugly-naked-gingery-nerd-thing = FAIL!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:46 am
I've fooled around in the car before. Couldnt do a lot because there wasnt enough space.
I have done it with some chick, her sister awake in the same room, though. ninja
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:16 pm
Medeus Cabron the Swan You had a sex dream involving someone in his robe and wizard hat, and he didn't cast level 83 lightning and reduce your body to a pile of ash?
I am disappoint. No robe. Just a little cape. Than naked right down to the knickers. But You only further illustrate my point. Fugly-naked-gingery-nerd-thing = FAIL!! He barged in like that? I mean, gingers are fine and all (I've known one that was quite delicious), but to walk in looking like that? How rude! And he wasn't even completely naked.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:29 pm
I like the feeling I get from messing with bruises.
Beginning of the downward spiral?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:29 pm
Future confession: I sent them all in blue wrappings.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
