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 Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:15 pm
Granted, but you stub your toe and your arm spontaniously falls off.
I wish for a bag of huggles. >w<
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:28 pm
Granted, but you get all your huggles from idiots with knives, forks, and rusty nails tied to them, so the huggles are not only painful, but infected with tetanus as well.
I wish my ex gf wasn't coming to my birthday party tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:30 pm
Granted, but now no one's going to show up.
I wish that mah huggles weren't so painful. T^T
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:34 pm
Granted, but it's because you were killed by a midget with a butcher knife.
I wish that I had a reason to smile.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:42 pm
Granted, but now you have to deal with crazed munchkins and their verying shrill singing.
I wish that it was just warm enough for me.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:44 pm
Granted, but now everyone else in the world is uncomfortable, and you have an angry mob outside your house trying to kill you.
I wish that some idiot hadn't blown up my car.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:52 pm
Granted, but now the idiot has blown up your house.
I wish that I do well tomorrow.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:57 pm
Granted, but the next day you do horribly, contract AIDS, and die a month later.
I wish that I had some cake.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:22 pm
Granted but the cake is infected with Methicillin Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus (MRSA). You get the disease and die a few days later.
I wish I could've gotten my P.E. signature on my registration sheet today
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:48 am
Granted, but the P.E. program has been canceled.
I wish I was in Chattanooga, Tennessee
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:34 pm
Granted, but a tornado blows through and everything is destoryed, including you.
I wish I didn't have to walk to rehearsal in the rain>.>
(My friend got MRSA and had to get all the insids of her thumb pulled out! Now it is literally skin and boneXD)
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:42 pm
Granted, but now you have to walk to rehearsal in sleet, and through a locust swarm.
I wish I had a more comfortable chair.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:12 pm
Granted but it is so comfy that you fall asleep in it. An alien army soon goes and takes over the world and they see you sleeping and think you're dead. They take you onboard their mother ship and experiment on you, leading to fatal damage to organs among other things. You die a horribly slow death as you watch the aliens probe your body.
I wish my bassoon hadn't broken today. (>T.T<)
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:29 pm
granted but you break your leg instead
i wish life wasnt so hard
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:22 pm
Granted but now everyone's life is hard as, well let's just say hard. They all commit suicide because they can't go on. You are left as the only person on Earth and are slowly driven insane.
I wish I could stop thinking about killing others twisted
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