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 Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:19 am
- Neji's kids are hurting Hinata's-looks like that old rilvery never did end!-
TenTen: NEJI! Control you heirs!
Neji: Yes Dear..:_: -Thinking: I'm moving in with Sasuke...-
Kid: Daaaddddyyy! Neji #1 Hit me!
Neji: Neji #3, stop beating up you little sister!
Neji #3: She started it!
Neji: Tenten......
Tenten: Don't look at me mister ego-tistic ' I-want-heirs-lots-of-heir!'
Neji: crying Damn...
Neji could'nt think of names, so hence he calls them Neji 1, Neji 2, Neji 3..
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:02 am
xd lawl. Hilarious.
Tenten: .....KIP, ORIN, and DEIDRA. Get in the kitchen NOW.
Triplets: *rush into the kitchen*
Kip: OHMYGOD! Daddy's blue!
Neji: *choking on something and indeed...turning blue* O_X!!!!
Tenten: WHO put something his bowl?
Triplet: Uhhh, it was all Kip/Deidra/Orin!
Tenten: Well, nobody is leaving until we find out who did it.
Neji: *falls on the floor, squirming for air* ;-;!?!?!?!
Deidra: Mommy...Should we help Daddy. He doesn't look to good.
NEji: =3 *nods really fast*
Tenten: He'll be fine.
Neji: T_____________T?! *turning purple*
Tenten: NOW WHO DID IT?!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:58 am
Remedi xd lawl. Hilarious.
Tenten: .....KIP, ORIN, and DEIDRA. Get in the kitchen NOW.
Triplets: *rush into the kitchen*
Kip: OHMYGOD! Daddy's blue!
Neji: *choking on something and indeed...turning blue* O_X!!!!
Tenten: WHO put something his bowl?
Triplet: Uhhh, it was all Kip/Deidra/Orin!
Tenten: Well, nobody is leaving until we find out who did it.
Neji: *falls on the floor, squirming for air* ;-;!?!?!?!
Deidra: Mommy...Should we help Daddy. He doesn't look to good.
NEji: =3 *nods really fast*
Tenten: He'll be fine.
Neji: T_____________T?! *turning purple*
Tenten: NOW WHO DID IT?!
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 12:12 pm
The world may never know! XD
Awwww, okay. >> Let's see how this is played out.
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Tenten: I still don't have an answer...
Triplets: ;___; Mooom, daddy looks REALLY bad right now.
Neji: *pale, and rolling around on the floor* T___T H..............e.........l.........p......................M...................e.
Tenten: He's being dramatic. Don't worry about him. Now I'll ask again...WHO put something in your father's food?!
Neji: T.T "I'm gonna diiiieeee."
Sakura: Tenten? The door was open so I just came i-NEJI! *runs over to Neji*
Neji: TwT "A medic....yessss! I'm saved."
Sakura: This might hurt, Neji. o-o *raises her foot*
Neji: .___.!!! "Whatareyoudoing?!"
Sakura: *stomps on Neji's back....hard*
Neji: X_X *chokes, and coughs up a small bolt*
Sakura: You'll be fine now, Neji. <3 Anyways, I bought some Tomato soup. I let Sasuke cook, and he made WAY more than needed*
-FLASHBACK!-
Sakura: o-o S...Sasuke-kun....I think ten cans is enough for the family.
Sasuke: *wearing and apron and stirring a BIG pot up soup* No. It's not enough. *starts chopping tomatoes to add to the soup*
Sakura: x_x "...Okaaay. I hope the other families like tomato soup."
-END FLASHBACK-
Tenten: *now sitting at the table* He really did that? *laughs* What a waste!
Sakura: *laughing* Moron, I tell you.
Neji: *slowly regaining color...still on the floor* T___T M-my back.
Deidra: ;-; *sitting next to Neji* Daddy, are you alright?!
Orin: See, Kip? I told you it was a bad idea.
Kip: Meh. *pokes Neji with fork* He's alive, ain't he? Hyuuga's don't go down like that. You alright, Pop?
Neji: gonk
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:31 pm
Omg! Haha I cracked up when Sakura jumped on his back like that xD Poor Neji!!!
And tomato soup?! Ick...it's not my fav. food lets just say that >>
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Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:44 pm
Skit #6
At Dinner...
Kip: Orin give me the honey!!
Orin: No Deidra asked first *sticks out tongue*
Kip: *turns red* I...want...it...NOW!!! *reaches out*
Orin: NO!
Deidra: GIMME!!!
Tenten: Now kids...
Neji: stressed
Deidra: Oops! *honey slips out of hands and lands on Neji's head*
Triplets: *gulp*
Neji: stressed stressed stressed
Tenten: sweatdrop Oh dear!
In Kitchen...
Neji: ...how bad is it?
Tenten: Erm...well...
Neji: gonk
Tenten: Don't worry it's nothing I can't fix...
Neji: *sighs* thank goodness!
Tenten: *searches in drawer and pulls something shiny out*
Neji: *turns* eek
Tenten: Ok Neji don't worry i'll cut off as little as possible. *snaps scissors*
Neji: NOOOO!!! NOT MY LONG, LUCIOUS LOCKS!!! gonk crying *runs*
Tenten: HYUUGA NEJI GET BACK HERE!!! scream *runs after*
Neji: *turns to see wife chasing with scissors* Why me?! crying
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:38 pm
NOOO NOT NEJI'S HAIR! -points to signature- Yoi make me weep deep down inside..Nothing some skits can't fix
Neji: HINATA-CHANNNN! -runs into her house-
Hinata: o.o N-Neji-san, what's the matter?
Neji: QUICK! LOCKS THE DOORS, BOLT THE WINDOWS! HIDE THE CHILDREN!
Tenten: -from Konoha streets- HYUGA NEJI?!
Hinata:Oh look, Tenten's looking for you, Neji-san! She'll save you ^^
Neji: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hinata: -unlocks door- Tenten! He's over here! ^^
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:33 pm
animegoddess49 Skit #6
At Dinner...
Kip: Orin give me the honey!!
Orin: No Deidra asked first *sticks out tongue*
Kip: *turns red* I...want...it...NOW!!! *reaches out*
Orin: NO!
Deidra: GIMME!!!
Tenten: Now kids...
Neji: stressed
Deidra: Oops! *honey slips out of hands and lands on Neji's head*
Triplets: *gulp*
Neji: stressed stressed stressed
Tenten: sweatdrop Oh dear!
In Kitchen...
Neji: ...how bad is it?
Tenten: Erm...well...
Neji: gonk
Tenten: Don't worry it's nothing I can't fix...
Neji: *sighs* thank goodness!
Tenten: *searches in drawer and pulls something shiny out*
Neji: *turns* eek
Tenten: Ok Neji don't worry i'll cut off as little as possible. *snaps scissors*
Neji: NOOOO!!! NOT MY LONG, LUCIOUS LOCKS!!! gonk crying *runs*
Tenten: HYUUGA NEJI GET BACK HERE!!! scream *runs after*
Neji: *turns to see wife chasing with scissors* Why me?! crying great skit! mrgreen blaugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 12:59 am
Haven't made one of these is so long...
Tenten: -On mission-
Neji: -Waiting for mission, but has none and is bored--Decides to train Kaiten-
Neji: Tenten isn't here...Hm...
Neji: idea
Sign: AUDITION FOR TEMPORARY TRAINING PARTNER HERE.
Girl #1:
Girl #!: -Throws a shuriken-
Neji: -Catches- Next...
Girl #2:'
Girl #2: -Throws kunai-
Neji: -Catches- Next... 'Who are these girls...Acadamey students?!'
Girl #3:
Girl #3: -Throws Kunai and Shuriken-
Neji: -Catches both- ...next... stare
Girl #4:
Neji: -Walks up- I want you to--
Girl #4: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! -Runs away-
Neji: o.O ...
Girl#5:
Girl #5: -Walks up while Nejis explaining and makes a small scratch with a kunai in his arm.-
Neji: Mm? -Bleeds--Looks at girl-
Girl: -Hesitates- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Neji: O.o After this, I give up.
Sakura
Sakura: You wanted a training parter?
Neji: -Raises eyebrow- Haruno? Um. Yes, I did.
Sakura: Let's begin then. I was walking by.
Neji: ... -Goes into battle stance-
Sakura: -Throws two kunais and two shurikens-
Neji: -Dodges-
Sakura: -Punches Neji while still dodging-
Neji: -Flies-
Neji: HHHHUUUAAAAAA~!
Sakura: -Dusts off hands- Well. That's that. Now where's Sasuke-kun...he said he wanted to train...
Tenten: -Leaping tree to tree to mission-
Neji: HUUAAA~! -Falls on Tenten-
Tenten: -Looks up- Neji?! AH!
Neji: @_@
Tenten: -Pokes Neji with a stick-
Neji: -Has a big bruise-
Tenten: Good lord...
Neji: Tenten...I want you back...It's living hell.
Tenten: Aw...-Smooches-
Something I thought of at 4:00 AM. Yeah, can't think.
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Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 6:56 am
I really liked it! Awesome! xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 1:54 pm
There's a bunch of these!
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:44 pm
Zirumi There's a bunch of these!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 10:17 am
Here's another Neji's Bad Hair Day blaugh
@ Training...
Tenten: *flings kunai's at Neji*
Neji: *dodges*
Tenten: o.0 NEJI LOOK OUT!!!
Neji: Eh?!
*Suddenly, something drops from the sky*
Tenten: o.0
Neji: stressed
Tenten: Neji I think you have bird doo on your head...
Neji: gonk Why me?!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:29 pm
:3 I love readin these. They entertain me.. alot. >>
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