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 Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:03 pm
Yeah...post them here. I saw Iia do some small skits, and I personally enjoy them myself, so just posted them here. They can be about Neji, Tenten, or NejiTen. =D Let me try...
-It's Snowing-
Neji: -Can't make a proper snow angel-
Tenten: What? Can't make a snow angel?
Neji: -Glare-
Tenten: I'll make one!
Neji: -Ignores and turns away-
Tenten: -Insert evil girn here--Throws snowball (Or Kunai if you want) at Neji-
Neji: -Ducks--Falls backwards on the snow-
Tenten: -Throws more snowballs in the snow, outlining Neji-
Neji: -Is afraid to get hit so is very still-
Tenten: -Helps Neji up-
Neji: -Get's up and stares at snow where he was laying on before-
Neji: O.O
Tenten: -Beams- See? Why make a snow angel when you can make a Hyuuga Neji! I better get this on camera to keep forever.
Neji: -Is still staring and wonders why Tenten would want a photo of it-
It even included his hair...
Okay, that wasn't very funny...
Neji: -Is trying to finish the chore of clearing the ice at Hyuuga compound-
Neji: -Figures out idea of how to melt ice-
Neji: -Runs to Curry of Life store-
Neji: -Comes back and pours large bowl that is as big as his love for Tenten, or very big bowl the size of the Empire State building over Hyuuga Compound-
Neji: -Grins in satisfaction-
This wasn't Very good. You sould of seen the one I made about Itachi in the Itachi guild...
Post your skits! They can be short, or long, or just a small quote.
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:15 pm
XD Buy the curry of life! It'll shovel your snow for you!
Hiashi: NEJI!
Neji: *pokes his head outside*
Hiashi: What the hell is this?! *points to the curry all over the yard*
Neji: ...I...don't....know?
Hiashi: -._-. Mmhm. *mumbles something about the Branch Family*
*later, with Tenten*
Tenten: *stares at the curry-invaded Hyuuga complex* ...
Neji: ...
Tenten: THAT'S how you got the ice off?
Neji: ...
Tenten: ...*trying not to laugh*
Neji: *glares*
Tenten: XD! *laughs outloud*
Neji: >
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:23 pm
xD
Neij: I need Glasses...
Tenten: Stop being stupid.
Neji: No...I can't see...-Starts feeling around like a blind man-
Tenten: Neji! -Dodges from being touched-
Neji: Tenten?
Tenten: Stop being an idiot!
Tenten: -Says in a preppy voice, teasing Neji- You just wanted to spend time with me! Hmpf! -Arm crosses playfully, still part of the joke-
Neji: ... -Is speechless-
Neji: ...HOW'D YOU KNOW?!
Tenten: O.o I was just joking!
Neji: So...you don't want to spend time with me?
Tenten: Hey! You can see! You liar! -Points an accusing finger- (No, not the middle finger)
Neji: So...you don't...? -Inches closer-
Tenten: -Blushes--Stutters- N-N-Neji...
>Stuff happens and you know what... wink -
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:28 pm
XD! *squee*
*SMOOCH*
Tenten: o.O...D< *slaps Neji*
Neji: x.X W-what did I do?
Tenten: My gum! gonk Neji, you have my gum.
Neji: o.o....*spits out the gum in his hand* Here.
Tenten: EW! <__> I don't want it now!
Neji: D: We just kissed. Does it matter?
Tenten: >> *Thinking: Well, techincally, that gum was in HIS mouth, so it would be like kissing him again...*
Neji: ...
Tenten: >< Gimme that back. *takes the gum*
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:43 pm
Ah! That's so funneh...and cute. =3
Neji: -Pouts/Frowns- I want gum!
Tenten: -Glare- Go buy some.
Neji: But I cannot...it's too special...so special, it cannot be bought.
Tenten: Oh? And what type of gum is that Neji? -Doing a o_O face-
Neji: The gum that Tenten, has chewed... -Inches closer again-
Tenten: -Blushes- Ne-Neji... (Oh crap, not again...But the again...OH YEAH! AGAIN!)
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:56 pm
xD
*next day*
Tenten: *wearing a football helmet*
Neji: ....*raises an eyebrow* What are you doing?
Tenten: >> Protecting my gum.
Neji: ...Whatever. *thinking: >> Crap.*
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Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:04 pm
I'm pasting this from the other threads I posted them in. XD This is about after Neji's fatal battle with that sound guy, and Neji is shirtless in the hospital getting that seal thing done on him to save his life. xD The question of how Tenten would react came up, and Jhonny said that she's be excited that he was shirtless, so I thought up of this XD
Tenten: O.O They're saving his life?
Nurse: Yes.
Tenten: >> And he's shirtless?
Nurse: Yes, ma'am.
Tenten: O______O WHAT ROOM, LADY?!
Nurse: o-o
Then Jhonny commented about how Neji would react when he found out that him in the hospital shirtless pleased Tenten. XD I said I can make a skit for that too.
Neji: She what?
Lee: She was like..."OMG shirtless Neji!!!!"
Neji: Really?
Lee: YES! And like, she DEMANDED to know what room you were in.
Neji: Hmmm....*idea!*
Lee: ?
Neji: Okay. *gives you a kunai* Stab me. Right here. *points to his chest*
Lee: O_o?!
xD If you don't get it, he wants Lee to stab him so that his shirt has to be taken off for Tenten to see.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:02 pm
Iia XD Buy the curry of life! It'll shovel your snow for you!
Hiashi: NEJI!
Neji: *pokes his head outside*
Hiashi: What the hell is this?! *points to the curry all over the yard*
Neji: ...I...don't....know?
Hiashi: -._-. Mmhm. *mumbles something about the Branch Family*
*later, with Tenten*
Tenten: *stares at the curry-invaded Hyuuga complex* ...
Neji: ...
Tenten: THAT'S how you got the ice off?
Neji: ...
Tenten: ...*trying not to laugh*
Neji: *glares*
Tenten: XD! *laughs outloud*
Neji: >
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:28 pm
XD I am skit queen, hear me roar!
*outside*
Tenten: =.=
Neji: =_=
Tenten: *wriggles fingers*
Neji: *narrows eyes*
*tumbleweed passes*
Tenten: ....................
Neji: .........................
Tenten: .............. scream DRAW!
*both pull out two water guns and start shooting each other*
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:47 pm
OMFG! xD ROFL. All hale Iia the Queen of skits! I'm the worst at making skits. D:
Neji: Hakkesho, Kaiten!
Tenten: -Grabs onto Neji-
Neji: 0.o Tenten?!
Tenten: @_@ Neji...I wub you...too much...
Neji: 3nodding
Tenten: Shoshoruyu!
Neji: -Grabs Tenten-
Tenten: o.0 Neji?!
Neji: O.O (<--Is looking at the ground) Tenten...I love you...too much!
Tenten: 3nodding
Neji: T-Tenten?
Tenten: Yes? -Happy voice-
Neji: Why are you holding me like you're about to throw me like your weapons?
Tenten: No...I'm not...
Neji: Tenten?
Tenten: -Happy Voice- Yes, Neji?
Neji: I'm afraid of heights...Can we go down...now?
Tenten: 0.O eek
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:13 pm
xd You are not! They make me laugh!
"Italics in quotations mean thoughts."
Lee: This is super mission!
Neji: "It's just D Rank."
Lee: We have to be alert AT ALL TIMES!
Neji: "Just have to clean up trash in the forest."
Lee: Enemy ninja might ATTACK!
Neji: "Enemy ninja will NOT atta-"
Tenten: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *piercing scream*
Neji: "Enemy ninja are ATTACKING!" *freaks out* O_O TENTEN! NO! *turns*
Tenten: >> False alarm. Saw a roach.
Neji: gonk Wtf?
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:36 pm
OMFG! -Falls on floor laughing- Nah, I like yours more. =D
From that day on, Neji was alert and detested roaches.
-Hyuuga compound-
"Father, did you notice that there aren't alot of roaches around the compound lately?" Hinata walked up to her father.
Hiashi nodded. "But that is a good thing. Although I wonder what has happened?
Hinata thought for a moment. "Maybe the maids have been doing extra work?"
"Pherhaps. Or it may be the weather."
"Mm." Hinata nodded.
-Meanwhile-
Neji is in his room...He spots a--
"ROACH! MUST KILL! evil scream "
-BANG BANG BOOM!-
Hiashi: o.0
Hinata: 0.o
Hiashi and Hinata rushes into Neji's room. Neji is seen, standing with a thumbs up and an almost Ping-able grin.
"N-Neji-nii-san?" Hinata stuttered, confused.
"I killed the roach!" He exclaimed.
They studied Neji's legs closely, and saw that one was slightly higher then the other.
"Byakugan!" Hinata and Hiashi exclaimed. They looked under Neji's foot.
And then they were like... sweatdrop
"No need to be so aggressive with a small insect, Neji." Hiashi told him.
"NOT AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO TENTEN!" He hollered back.
And again...a bigger sweatdrop
Neji lifts his foot and kicks it out the window, grinning in satisfaction. Hinata and Hiashi use the Byakugan to look outside through the walls.
And then it was eek
"N-Neji-n-nii-san..."
"So that was the stench outside my window..."
"Do not worry! They shall be burnt the next morning!" Neji claimed proudly.
sweatdrop
From that day on, the cockroaches were extinct from the village of Konoha.
Naruto sighed. "You've got to feel sorry for those guys..."
Sakura nodded in agreement.
-Akatsuki hideout-
"Itachi-san...there is a cockroach on you." Kisame pointed. Itachi looked down. He attempted to flick it off, but it stayed on. Itachi frowned. He attempted to swat it off, but it still stayed attatched.
Finally, Itachi had enough.
"Amaterasu!"
"NO ITACHI-SAN!" You will burn yourself!" Kisame stopped him before detaching his upper body.
"Fine! I shall stop it's movement! Tsukuyomi!" Kisame prayed that the cockroach's shell wasn't too shiny to be a mirror and accidentally have Itachi use Tsukuyomi on himself.
Suddenly...
"COCKROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Hyuuga Neji came in and killed the cockroach...going a bit too far when I say killing...more like...murder...serial killing...homocide...whatever...
Kisame: 0.o -Thinks- He's even more crazy then Itachi-san...
Itachi: o.0 -Thinks- He's even more crazier then Kisame over Goldfish crackers...
"Yes! I shall not let you prevail you cockroaches!" Neji exclaimed, throwing out the cockroaches somewhere into the oblivion.
O.O
-Orochimaru's Hideout-
Sasuke hears a faint, small, thump at the door. He opens it, and all these cockroaches, cockroach guts, and cockroach ashes falls on him.
Sasuke: -Twitch-
Orochimaru comes out.
"Sa--" O.O "...su...ke.."
At first, it wasn't much, but then more and more came everyday. Neji had gone around the world and deposited all the cockroaches there.
Finally...
"OROCHIMARU. I QUIT. I HATE BEING YOUR MAID AND THROWING AWAY ALL THESE COCKROACH s**t!"
"So then, leave them alone. Let them rot."
"BUT THEN IT'LL STINK LIKE COCKROACH s**t!"
"Okay, the servants will rid of them..."
"YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY SERVANTS! I QUIT! I'M MOVING BACK TO KONOHA!"
And so, Sasuke returned to Konoha.
-In Konoha-
Team Gai were on a mission...when Gai and Lee left...
"Augh...mosquitoes...one bit me..." Tenten started scratching the large mosquito bit on her arm.
Neji... evil scream -Thinks- MOSQUITOOOOOOOEEESSSSS!!!!!!
And, you know what happens from there. ^^ Sorry for cussing. And I guess I kind of put it in story format again. xD Sorry about that...I get carried away alot sometimes...
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:04 pm
XD OMFG. *dies* That was great. XD Neji can come to my house ANYDAY to exterminate mosquitoes and cockroaches.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:37 pm
I'm sure anyone would! Especially those freaking mosquitoes...one just bit me three times on one arm...
Tenten: Neji! Let's go skating!
Neji: -Thinks- I'm not going to be humilated without Sasuke!
Neji: Is Sasuke going?
Tenten: I could ask Sakura.
Neji: Then I'm not going.
Tenten: Why not?
Neji: ...the ice is evillllll...evillllll....EVILLLL I SAY! EVILLLLLLLLLL!!!!
sweatdrop You wouldn't get it unless you read one of my stories....xDD
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:52 pm
XD
Sasuke: *glaring at Neji*
Neji: *glaring at Sasuke-kun*
*right out of hearing range*
Sakura: So the plan?
Tenten: Right. I'll go all lovey-dovey for Sasuke, you for Neji, and then...
Sakura: >> They'll get jealous and LOVE US!
Tenten: YES!
*back*
Sasuke: No, you suck.
Neji: No, YOU suck.
Sasuke: No, YOU suck!
Tenten: Shut up!
Sakura: C'mon, Neji-kun, we're going home.
Sasuke: o.o *twitch* "Neji-kun? ...Sunce when does she call him that?!"
Tenten: Bye Sakura! ^___^ Let's go Sasuke-kun!
Neji: O_o "Sasuke-kun?! WHAT THE F**K?!"
*days later*
Sakura: Neji-kun! <3333333333
Sasuke: O___________________________________x Must.....kill......NEJI!
Tenten: Sasuke-kun! <333333333333
Neji: x____________________________________O Sasuke....must......DIE!
*the next day*
Sakura: Bye, Neji-kun! Hey, Sasuke-kun, what's u-?!
Sasuke: *throws her over his shoulders*
Tenten: See ya later, Sasuke-ku-OOF!
Neji: *pulls her super close, and glares at Sasuke*
Sasuke and Neji: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!!!!!! scream
Sakura & Tenten: *look at each other* "It worked!"
Sakura: *thumbs up*
Tenten: Hehehe. <3
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