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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:25 pm
There's no such thing as being too into slash but I suppose I should contribute somthing. All of these are true of myself, but I'm not too into slash. Again, no such thing as far as I'm concerned. 3nodding
You know you're too into slash when it takes you a while to think of anything(show, movie, game, book, band, etc) that doesn't remind you of slashiness. Like Hell's Kitchen. Hey, don't look at me like that, Chef Ramses was telling the guys to 'open up', how else am I supposed to take that? stare rofl
You know you're too into slash when you swear celibacy(no sex) because you can no longer look at boys and see yourself with them because you'd rather see them with other boys.
You know you're too into slash when you start experimenting with couples from shows or movies you've never seen, games you've never played, and books you've never read just to get your daily fix.(for people like me who's only source is fanfiction)
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:24 pm
You know you're too into slash when you see a Dell advertisement, where a guy has his hand on another guys shoulder and the first thing you think about is, not Dell or a pretty new computer, but the two guys making out.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 11:02 am
Kiaty When everything can be made slashy. From cute little kids (preslash ahoy!) to every tv show and movie. I slash everything. It's hard not to see the slash in things once you've been addicted to it for so long... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:19 pm
You know your into slash when you can't watch a single show with out seeing the slash factor in EVERYTHING. -sigh- I was watching a show about straight guys and before the show was over I was sure at least three of the guys had dated. eek xp sweatdrop xd
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:20 pm
dozens of strange erotic images flash into your mind when your male friend is sucking *in an unintentionally provocative way* on a lollypop.
i guess its not 'omg' but it was for me. that image is still in my head.
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:31 pm
You know you're waaaaay too into slash when you're reading or watching something, and you just suddenly burst out, "Just ******** HIM ALREADY!! scream "
.....It happens.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:02 am
Well, I don't really think anyone could be too into yaoi or slash but I can throw in an interesting slashy moment I had at a con last year...I cosplayed as Miroku from Inuyasha and shortly after avoiding the raging fangirls asking to bear my child (gay male here *raises hand*) I wandered over to the Inuyasha table and found an Inuyasha cosplayer. He was so convincing that I had to tackle him to the ground and molest his ears.
After that interesting introduction, we spent the rest of the day hanging out and despite him being straight, he was all up for acting like a couple. So we spent the rest of the day freaking homophobes out by being coupley...my boyfriend was not very pleased, but he didn't dressed up like Inuyasha, so...
Beyond that...yes finding gay couples in quite a bit of everything you read or see does make for an obsessive personality. ^_^
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 9:16 am
when you go to a rock concert (i'm a guy, so bear with me) and want to make out so badly with the hott lead singer...
what's even better: when it actually happens!!!
story time!!!!!!!
So... i went to the MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) concert in Orlando with a couple of my friends, and we were all talking about how it would be absolutely AWESOME if i made out with Jimmy (totally awesome lead singer). So the opening band is up, and they sucked... so i go out to have a cigarette... mind you, i had tight pants, and no shirt, and written on my chest was "MAKE OUT WITH ME" in black eyeliner. Hott, no? so i'm walking outside, and this really hott guy looks at me and says "Okay." and in my head, i'm going "Holy s**t! he looks just like freaking Jimmy!" so yeah... we're making out... totally hott... that guy KNOWS how to use his tongue! and... my hand was in his pants... la de da... you know... all that jazz... and one of the stage hands comes out and says "Hey Jimmy... we need you backstage." in my head, i am freaking out SO bad... but i'm not showing it. So Jimmy looks at me and says "Damn. Too bad we can't take you on tour with us. I'd make sure that bus didn't stop moving!" when i went out for my cigarette, i was drooling... oh yeah... i rock.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:52 am
XxFallen_DemonxX when you go to a rock concert (i'm a guy, so bear with me) and want to make out so badly with the hott lead singer... what's even better: when it actually happens!!! story time!!!!!!! So... i went to the MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) concert in Orlando with a couple of my friends, and we were all talking about how it would be absolutely AWESOME if i made out with Jimmy (totally awesome lead singer). So the opening band is up, and they sucked... so i go out to have a cigarette... mind you, i had tight pants, and no shirt, and written on my chest was "MAKE OUT WITH ME" in black eyeliner. Hott, no? so i'm walking outside, and this really hott guy looks at me and says "Okay." and in my head, i'm going "Holy s**t! he looks just like freaking Jimmy!" so yeah... we're making out... totally hott... that guy KNOWS how to use his tongue! and... my hand was in his pants... la de da... you know... all that jazz... and one of the stage hands comes out and says "Hey Jimmy... we need you backstage." in my head, i am freaking out SO bad... but i'm not showing it. So Jimmy looks at me and says "Damn. Too bad we can't take you on tour with us. I'd make sure that bus didn't stop moving!" when i went out for my cigarette, i was drooling... oh yeah... i rock. Nice Story
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Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:58 pm
XD
~ When you're supposed to be finding the pronoun mistakes in a sample paragraph about how coyboys herd cattle and all you can think of is slash....... Brokeback Mountain, *squee*
~ When the majority of the pictures saved on your computer are yaoi ones
~ When you're watching a movie and all you can do is giggle when two misc. guys in it even get close to each other
Oh man, once on our bus, I had my headphones turned up really loud so I couldn't hear anything else, and during a pause where the song changed, I hear shouted from the back of the bus, "...that's because you were F--king BEHIND me!! ---" I had to control my urge to giggle madly have everyone look at me like I was insane.
.....which I am.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:55 pm
you know your into slash when you start doodling slash stuff in the middle of class
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Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 3:04 pm
when you make up your own R rated yoai manga.
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:20 am
When you start re-acting scenes from a yaoi manga/anime you have read/seen. Oh did I have some explaining to my friend on that one. redface
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:05 pm
You know your too into yaoi when you make a compleatly normal situation into a perverted one... involving two guys...
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Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:39 pm
XxFallen_DemonxX when you go to a rock concert (i'm a guy, so bear with me) and want to make out so badly with the hott lead singer... what's even better: when it actually happens!!! story time!!!!!!! So... i went to the MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) concert in Orlando with a couple of my friends, and we were all talking about how it would be absolutely AWESOME if i made out with Jimmy (totally awesome lead singer). So the opening band is up, and they sucked... so i go out to have a cigarette... mind you, i had tight pants, and no shirt, and written on my chest was "MAKE OUT WITH ME" in black eyeliner. Hott, no? so i'm walking outside, and this really hott guy looks at me and says "Okay." and in my head, i'm going "Holy s**t! he looks just like freaking Jimmy!" so yeah... we're making out... totally hott... that guy KNOWS how to use his tongue! and... my hand was in his pants... la de da... you know... all that jazz... and one of the stage hands comes out and says "Hey Jimmy... we need you backstage." in my head, i am freaking out SO bad... but i'm not showing it. So Jimmy looks at me and says "Damn. Too bad we can't take you on tour with us. I'd make sure that bus didn't stop moving!" when i went out for my cigarette, i was drooling... oh yeah... i rock. I want to makeout with him so bad!D=<333
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